The 925 Clusterfuck

[Gelston]

I wonder if Krakii still plays, or if he just keeps a sub so he can post.

[Donquix]

That can't be a real person. That has to be some kind of Markov chain bot someone fed the forums and the old ICE/D&D manuals to.

[Methais]

Aaand like fuckin clockwork

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Hahahahahaha.

For posterity:

I think Naos means well. The problem is he's still stuck in GS3 where everything has to be a super secret formula because reasons, and follows the same general retarded make-everything-slow-and-tedious-and-boring-as-fuck-because-that's-how-we-did-it-playing-pen-and-paper-rpgs-and-by-golly-we-loved-it thought process that people like Doug and Krakii are all about.

I'm pretty sure Krakii's rl job is to just read the forums, because he's in every thread in every folder every day posting retarded shit about how the way things worked in 1993 is somehow still relevant today.

I wonder if Krakii still plays, or if he just keeps a sub so he can post.

According to his forum posts, he still plays, and one of his characters is a wizard, but "playing" to him might just mean something like spamming the forums while being logged into the game.

[bunnymustdie]

Aaand like fuckin clockwork

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Instead of ancient Gemstone history, he's now talking about a whole different game altogether, and suggesting that we balance off of it. Is this an improvement? Or has he been broken?

[Taernath]

Aaand like fuckin clockwork

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The only response that post warrants is another 'yes Krakii, we see you're here'

Otherwise:

I started responding to him like this:



Pretty sure it went over his head though...

[Astray]

Krakii is a fucking retard.

[Donquix]

The only response that post warrants is another 'yes Krakii, we see you're here'

Otherwise:

jesus at first i thought that was a screen cap from the current enchant topic and i was like you have got to be shitting me...

[audioserf]

Aaand like fuckin clockwork

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Thanks, I hate it

[Wrathbringer]

Krakii is a fucking retard.

This is correct.

[Tgo01]

This is my favorite Krakii story that I never get tired of telling.

This was 8 or 9 years ago but I still remember most of it. Someone on the officials asked a general question about shields, I forget what about exactly. But Krakii responds with about 5 or 6 paragraphs, going into detail about how "back in the day" you used to be able to dual wield shields and shields used to give like +20 TD or some shit, so dual wielding them meant you received +40 TD! So this is how he used to hunt you see, dual wielding shields! He never even came close to answering the guy's question. It was like he saw the keyword "shield" so he copy and pasted over a story from his past about shields.

So the guy asking the question responded with "Hey that's great. Does anyone have an answer to my question?"

I laughed.

Hard.