Last edited by Methais; 08-10-2018 at 02:03 PM.
I would rather lose a sock.
I would rather lose a clean pair of underwear to wipe.
I would rather hold it in for HOURS and risk bowel cancer.
Than to ever touch my ass with prison grade sand paper like 1 ply.
Have you all considered upgrading to a bidet?
You can get really nice ones that replace your toilet seat and provide heated water, a heated seat, a dryer function, a remote control, all the bells and whistles. Not even that expensive really, I think I paid 200 dollars for mine. Sure it's a lot of money for a toilet seat but your ass will thank you.
Two way adapter at your toilets water valve, attach a small shower head and you've got a DIY bidet for like... 10 bucks and some change.