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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I'd rather just get the fuck out of the way. No workmans comp, insurance, whatever is worth my loss of even a finger.
    If I had been alone, it would have just fell. Gotta look after the crew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astray View Post
    My skin rolled back in several places and I couldn't initially move it. The only time I ever broke anything I was unconscious for it... so, new experience?
    Oof. I once dropped a rock on my hand while doing landscaping. It split my left index finger from the tip down to the second knuckle but didn't break it. It didn't hurt because my finger went numb and cold, then I felt wetness trickling down my arm, so I pulled my glove off and my skin started flapping around.
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    Oof. I once dropped a rock on my hand while doing landscaping. It split my left index finger from the tip down to the second knuckle but didn't break it. It didn't hurt because my finger went numb and cold, then I felt wetness trickling down my arm, so I pulled my glove off and my skin started flapping around.
    Fuck, that's rough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astray View Post
    If I had been alone, it would have just fell. Gotta look after the crew.
    I can get doing stuff to protect others I guess. I was a bit suicidal in Afghanistan. I was a Sgt but I was always the one telling everyone to step back, I'll check this vic out solo when we thought it might be a VBIED. I don't think I wanted to come home. I did though. It might have been because I developed that Sgt mentality, I gotta be larger than life. Fuck it.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    I'm drunk btw
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I'm drunk btw
    Time to buy another hot dog toaster on Amazon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Time to buy another hot dog toaster on Amazon?
    No, the other one still works perfectly. Best drunk purchase ever.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    My dog got his flea & tick treatment today, but it smells like maple syrup and it's making me hungry.
    Confirmed Taernath is Barack Obama.
    Discord: 3PiecesOfToast
    [Private]-GSIV:Nyatherra: "Until this moment i forgot that i changed your name to Biff Muffbanger on Lnet"
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I'm drunk btw
    Discord: 3PiecesOfToast
    [Private]-GSIV:Nyatherra: "Until this moment i forgot that i changed your name to Biff Muffbanger on Lnet"
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Confirmed Taernath is Barack Obama.
    I pooped this morning but when I looked in the toilet the poop wasn't there.

    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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