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    Quote Originally Posted by wetsand View Post
    well shit. Vif was that nasty rogue right?
    She was a warrior, but yeah.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Mstriking to death and beyond.

    You concentrate intently, focusing all your energies.
    You explode into a fury of strikes and ripostes, moving with a singular purpose and will!
    You attempt to jab a Vvrael warlock!
    You have decent positioning against a Vvrael warlock.
    UAF: 464 vs UDF: 502 = 0.924 * MM: 104 + d100: 59 = 155
    ... and hit for 7 points of damage!
    Downward-swinging jab lands a swift blow against the right ankle!
    Strike leaves foe vulnerable to a followup punch attack!

    ** Necrotic energy from your padded suede gloves overflows into you! **

    You feel reinvigorated!

    ** Your padded suede gloves release a shimmering beam of disintegration! **

    ... 25 points of damage!
    Strike to cheek manages to remove the majority of the Vvrael warlock's jaw!
    The Vvrael warlock is stunned!
    You attempt to punch a Vvrael warlock!
    As you strike, a deep golden light surrounds your hands!
    You have good positioning against a Vvrael warlock.
    UAF: 464 vs UDF: 373 = 1.243 * MM: 127 + d100: 70 = 227
    ... and hit for 67 points of damage!
    Rotating backhand cleanly snaps tibia!
    The Vvrael warlock is knocked to the ground!
    The Vvrael warlock starts to favor his wounded leg!
    You attempt to punch a Vvrael warlock!
    You have good positioning against a Vvrael warlock.
    UAF: 464 vs UDF: 481 = 0.964 * MM: 137 + d100: 74 = 206
    ... and hit for 61 points of damage!
    Fully extended punch crushes the bones in the Vvrael warlock's right arm.
    You attempt to punch a Vvrael warlock!
    You have good positioning against a Vvrael warlock.
    UAF: 464 vs UDF: 478 = 0.970 * MM: 142 + d100: 29 = 166
    ... and hit for 42 points of damage!
    Descending hand impacts right shoulder, fracturing the clavicle!
    The Vvrael warlock screams in agony as his right arm falls to the ground! A viscous black liquid sprays out from the open wound, covering you with caustic acid!
    ... 24 points of damage!
    Large swig of acid enters mouth. Swelling cuts off essential breathing!

    The deep blue glow leaves you.
    You lose your extra internal fortitude.
    The thick plates of bone around your forearms begin to crack, then shatter into a fine white dust.
    Darkness punctuated by a constellation of starry pinpoints wells up to the surface of your skin and splinters away with a sound like shattering crystal.
    The dull golden nimbus fades from around you.
    The powerful look leaves you.
    The air calms down around you.
    The visions slowly trickle from your mind, and you are left with the world before you once again.
    The scales covering your hands turn brittle and flake away.
    You feel your forehead pulse as your mind relaxes.
    Like sand through an hourglass, your visions of the future slip away and fade from your mind.
    You notice your blood flow go back to normal.
    You feel the tension in your skin ease and notice that your complexion returns to normal.
    The very powerful look leaves you.
    The white light leaves you.
    The barrier of force around you dissipates.
    The light blue glow leaves you.
    The misty halo fades from you.
    The layer of protection fades away.
    You feel the extra courage wane.

    It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

    You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

    ...departing in 32 mins...
    The warlock's black spiked whip falls to the ground.
    You attempt to punch a Vvrael warlock!
    You have good positioning against a Vvrael warlock.
    UAF: 452 vs UDF: 473 = 0.955 * MM: 113 + d100: 83 = 190
    ... and hit for 57 points of damage!
    Uppercut compresses the diaphragm! The Vvrael warlock doubles over in pain, gasping for air.
    The Vvrael warlock writhes in black agony and dies.
    The very powerful look leaves a Vvrael warlock.
    The white light leaves a Vvrael warlock.
    A Vvrael warlock glances around, looking a bit less confident.
    The deep blue glow leaves a Vvrael warlock.
    The brilliant luminescence fades from around a Vvrael warlock.
    The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a Vvrael warlock.

    Your series of strikes and ripostes leaves you winded and out of position.

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    At least you got that late hit in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wetsand View Post
    Mstriking to death and beyond.

    You concentrate intently, focusing all your energies.
    You explode into a fury of strikes and ripostes, moving with a singular purpose and will!
    You attempt to jab a Vvrael warlock!
    You have decent positioning against a Vvrael warlock.
    UAF: 464 vs UDF: 502 = 0.924 * MM: 104 + d100: 59 = 155
    ... and hit for 7 points of damage!
    Downward-swinging jab lands a swift blow against the right ankle!
    Strike leaves foe vulnerable to a followup punch attack!

    ** Necrotic energy from your padded suede gloves overflows into you! **

    You feel reinvigorated!

    ** Your padded suede gloves release a shimmering beam of disintegration! **

    ... 25 points of damage!
    Strike to cheek manages to remove the majority of the Vvrael warlock's jaw!
    The Vvrael warlock is stunned!
    You attempt to punch a Vvrael warlock!
    As you strike, a deep golden light surrounds your hands!
    You have good positioning against a Vvrael warlock.
    UAF: 464 vs UDF: 373 = 1.243 * MM: 127 + d100: 70 = 227
    ... and hit for 67 points of damage!
    Rotating backhand cleanly snaps tibia!
    The Vvrael warlock is knocked to the ground!
    The Vvrael warlock starts to favor his wounded leg!
    You attempt to punch a Vvrael warlock!
    You have good positioning against a Vvrael warlock.
    UAF: 464 vs UDF: 481 = 0.964 * MM: 137 + d100: 74 = 206
    ... and hit for 61 points of damage!
    Fully extended punch crushes the bones in the Vvrael warlock's right arm.
    You attempt to punch a Vvrael warlock!
    You have good positioning against a Vvrael warlock.
    UAF: 464 vs UDF: 478 = 0.970 * MM: 142 + d100: 29 = 166
    ... and hit for 42 points of damage!
    Descending hand impacts right shoulder, fracturing the clavicle!
    The Vvrael warlock screams in agony as his right arm falls to the ground! A viscous black liquid sprays out from the open wound, covering you with caustic acid!
    ... 24 points of damage!
    Large swig of acid enters mouth. Swelling cuts off essential breathing!

    The deep blue glow leaves you.
    You lose your extra internal fortitude.
    The thick plates of bone around your forearms begin to crack, then shatter into a fine white dust.
    Darkness punctuated by a constellation of starry pinpoints wells up to the surface of your skin and splinters away with a sound like shattering crystal.
    The dull golden nimbus fades from around you.
    The powerful look leaves you.
    The air calms down around you.
    The visions slowly trickle from your mind, and you are left with the world before you once again.
    The scales covering your hands turn brittle and flake away.
    You feel your forehead pulse as your mind relaxes.
    Like sand through an hourglass, your visions of the future slip away and fade from your mind.
    You notice your blood flow go back to normal.
    You feel the tension in your skin ease and notice that your complexion returns to normal.
    The very powerful look leaves you.
    The white light leaves you.
    The barrier of force around you dissipates.
    The light blue glow leaves you.
    The misty halo fades from you.
    The layer of protection fades away.
    You feel the extra courage wane.

    It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

    You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

    ...departing in 32 mins...
    The warlock's black spiked whip falls to the ground.
    You attempt to punch a Vvrael warlock!
    You have good positioning against a Vvrael warlock.
    UAF: 452 vs UDF: 473 = 0.955 * MM: 113 + d100: 83 = 190
    ... and hit for 57 points of damage!
    Uppercut compresses the diaphragm! The Vvrael warlock doubles over in pain, gasping for air.
    The Vvrael warlock writhes in black agony and dies.
    The very powerful look leaves a Vvrael warlock.
    The white light leaves a Vvrael warlock.
    A Vvrael warlock glances around, looking a bit less confident.
    The deep blue glow leaves a Vvrael warlock.
    The brilliant luminescence fades from around a Vvrael warlock.
    The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a Vvrael warlock.

    Your series of strikes and ripostes leaves you winded and out of position.

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    Thunder crackles as a Vvrael warlock raises his arms and murmurs low invocations.
    A Vvrael warlock focuses a wave of black anti-mana at you!
    CS: +360 - TD: +335 + CvA: +13 + d100: +98 - +20 == +116
    Warding failed!
    You feel a surge of intense energy suddenly tear violently at your body! You feel drained!
    ... and hits for 11 points of damage!
    ... 10 points of damage!
    Burst of flames to right leg burns skin bright red.
    ... 15 points of damage!
    Left arm is shattered by cold blast!
    You are stunned for 2 rounds!
    ... 50 points of damage!
    Electrical shock overloads your nervous system! Quite fatal.
    The air calms down around you.
    The light blue glow leaves you.
    Darkness punctuated by a constellation of starry pinpoints wells up to the surface of your skin and splinters away with a sound like shattering crystal.
    The visions slowly trickle from your mind, and you are left with the world before you once again.
    The scales covering your hands turn brittle and flake away.
    You feel your forehead pulse as your mind relaxes.
    The thick plates of bone around your forearms begin to crack, then shatter into a fine white dust.
    You feel the tension in your skin ease and notice that your complexion returns to normal.
    The misty halo fades from you.
    Like sand through an hourglass, your visions of the future slip away and fade from your mind.
    You lose your extra internal fortitude.
    You notice your blood flow go back to normal.
    The very powerful look leaves you.
    The white light leaves you.
    The deep blue glow leaves you.
    The powerful look leaves you.
    The layer of protection fades away.
    You feel the extra courage wane.
    The barrier of force around you dissipates.
    The dull golden nimbus fades from around you.

    It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

    You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.


    The lolz 116 end roll insta death wasn't enough...

    ...departing in 32 mins...

    Boy do I love hunting in the rift.

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    I think I really pissed off that elder because it couldn't kill me, even with an open roll of 140 on 917. So it followed up with a 435 to the neck.

    The ground melts and churns as an Illoke elder rises to the surface!
    forage for withered black mushroom
    d100(Open): 82
    You forage briefly and manage to find a withered black mushroom!
    Roundtime: 8 sec.
    >
    An Illoke elder summons the wrath of his god as he gestures at you!
    The ground beneath your feet begins to boil violently!
    Fiery debris explodes from the ground beneath you!
    [SMR result: 73 (Open d100: 85, Bonus: 25)]
    You dodge out of the way!
    >
    [ MStrike Cooldown: +0:01:00, 0:00:59 remaining. ]
    Fiery debris explodes from the ground beneath you!
    [SMR result: 140 (Open d100: 140)]
    ... 30 points of damage!
    Extreme heat causes your right leg to expand and snap. That hurts!
    You are knocked to the ground!
    You are stunned for 6 rounds!
    >
    Craggy debris explodes from the ground beneath you!
    [SMR result: 151 (Open d100: 92, Bonus: 66)]
    ... 20 points of damage!
    Good blow to your left arm!
    >
    Craggy debris explodes from the ground beneath you!
    [SMR result: 138 (Open d100: 75, Bonus: 69)]
    ... 4 points of damage!
    Blow connects right below your left eye!
    >
    Craggy debris explodes from the ground beneath you!
    [SMR result: 128 (Open d100: 65, Bonus: 69)]
    ... 5 points of damage!
    Stubs one of the fingers on your right hand.
    >
    Fiery debris explodes from the ground beneath you!
    [SMR result: 127 (Open d100: 64, Bonus: 70)]
    ... 5 points of damage!
    Minor burns to left leg. That hurts a bit.
    The ground beneath you suddenly calms.
    An Illoke elder summons the wrath of his god as he gestures at you!
    A wave of russet ethereal ripples moves outward from an Illoke elder.
    You are buffeted by the russet ethereal waves and are pinned in place, unable to move.
    ... 19 points of damage!
    Strong blow breaks your neck!
    The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
    The powerful look leaves you.
    The scales covering your hands turn brittle and flake away.
    You lose your extra internal fortitude.
    You notice your blood flow go back to normal.
    The barrier of force around you dissipates.
    The light blue glow leaves you.
    The visions slowly trickle from your mind, and you are left with the world before you once again.
    The very powerful look leaves you.
    The white light leaves you.
    The thick plates of bone around your forearms begin to crack, then shatter into a fine white dust.
    Darkness punctuated by a constellation of starry pinpoints wells up to the surface of your skin and splinters away with a sound like shattering crystal.
    You return to normal color.
    Like sand through an hourglass, your visions of the future slip away and fade from your mind.
    The deep blue glow leaves you.
    The air calms down around you.
    You become solid again.
    The misty halo fades from you.
    You feel the tension in your skin ease and notice that your complexion returns to normal.
    You feel your forehead pulse as your mind relaxes.
    The dull golden nimbus fades from around you.
    It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...
    You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.
    ...departing in 16 mins...

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    Quote Originally Posted by wetsand View Post
    I think I really pissed off that elder because it couldn't kill me, even with an open roll of 140 on 917. So it followed up with a 435 to the neck.

    The ground melts and churns as an Illoke elder rises to the surface!
    forage for withered black mushroom
    d100(Open): 82
    You forage briefly and manage to find a withered black mushroom!
    Roundtime: 8 sec.
    >
    An Illoke elder summons the wrath of his god as he gestures at you!
    The ground beneath your feet begins to boil violently!
    Fiery debris explodes from the ground beneath you!
    [SMR result: 73 (Open d100: 85, Bonus: 25)]
    You dodge out of the way!
    >
    [ MStrike Cooldown: +0:01:00, 0:00:59 remaining. ]
    Fiery debris explodes from the ground beneath you!
    [SMR result: 140 (Open d100: 140)]
    ... 30 points of damage!
    Extreme heat causes your right leg to expand and snap. That hurts!
    You are knocked to the ground!
    You are stunned for 6 rounds!
    >
    Craggy debris explodes from the ground beneath you!
    [SMR result: 151 (Open d100: 92, Bonus: 66)]
    ... 20 points of damage!
    Good blow to your left arm!
    >
    Craggy debris explodes from the ground beneath you!
    [SMR result: 138 (Open d100: 75, Bonus: 69)]
    ... 4 points of damage!
    Blow connects right below your left eye!
    >
    Craggy debris explodes from the ground beneath you!
    [SMR result: 128 (Open d100: 65, Bonus: 69)]
    ... 5 points of damage!
    Stubs one of the fingers on your right hand.
    >
    Fiery debris explodes from the ground beneath you!
    [SMR result: 127 (Open d100: 64, Bonus: 70)]
    ... 5 points of damage!
    Minor burns to left leg. That hurts a bit.
    The ground beneath you suddenly calms.
    An Illoke elder summons the wrath of his god as he gestures at you!
    A wave of russet ethereal ripples moves outward from an Illoke elder.
    You are buffeted by the russet ethereal waves and are pinned in place, unable to move.
    ... 19 points of damage!
    Strong blow breaks your neck!
    The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
    The powerful look leaves you.
    The scales covering your hands turn brittle and flake away.
    You lose your extra internal fortitude.
    You notice your blood flow go back to normal.
    The barrier of force around you dissipates.
    The light blue glow leaves you.
    The visions slowly trickle from your mind, and you are left with the world before you once again.
    The very powerful look leaves you.
    The white light leaves you.
    The thick plates of bone around your forearms begin to crack, then shatter into a fine white dust.
    Darkness punctuated by a constellation of starry pinpoints wells up to the surface of your skin and splinters away with a sound like shattering crystal.
    You return to normal color.
    Like sand through an hourglass, your visions of the future slip away and fade from your mind.
    The deep blue glow leaves you.
    The air calms down around you.
    You become solid again.
    The misty halo fades from you.
    You feel the tension in your skin ease and notice that your complexion returns to normal.
    You feel your forehead pulse as your mind relaxes.
    The dull golden nimbus fades from around you.
    It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...
    You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.
    ...departing in 16 mins...
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    >se
    [The Rift - 12152]
    Rain pours from the molten lead sky, and winds whip the ocean into a froth of vicious foam. The waves crash against the rocky shore, upon which rest two immense harps. Entrails take the place of strings, and with each crash of the waves, the harps sing out in a wail of anguish and pain. You also see a [fallen crusader].
    Obvious paths: [southwest], [west], [northwest]
    >
    fallen crusader entered the room.
    w
    A [fallen crusader] rushes forward at you with [his] [dark steel kite shield] and attempts a shield charge!
    [Roll result: 206 (open d100: 171)]
    A [fallen crusader] lunges at you with a slamming shield charge and you flip through the air, landing on your head with a crash!
    ... 25 points of damage!
    Solid strike caves your skull in, resulting in instant death!
    The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves you.
    The light blue glow leaves you.
    The powerful look leaves you.


    Hooray.
    Lydrift [Merchant]: "Its gonna kill me to climb it."
    s>
    Laughter erupts from a nearby table.
    s>
    * Lydrift just bit the dust!

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    It was only a matter of time, at least I got a free ride back to town.

    You attempt to punch a vaespilon!
    You have decent positioning against a vaespilon.
    UAF: 546 vs UDF: 601 = 0.908 * MM: 110 + d100: 68 = 167
    ... and hit for 18 points of damage!
    Rap to the right hand, bloodying the knuckles.
    You feel the unnatural surge of necrotic power wane away.
    Roundtime: 3 sec.
    >
    [combo]>jab #271665181
    ...wait 3 seconds.
    >
    You feel recovered from your whirlwind flurry of strikes.
    >
    [combo]>mstrike punch #271665181
    ...wait 1 seconds.
    >
    A vaespilon points a skeletal finger at you!
    A void rips open in the area, directly above you!
    You are sucked into the void!
    Rather abrupt decompression causes you to explode!
    Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
    Quite severely dead.


    The layer of protection fades away.
    The very powerful look leaves you.
    The white light leaves you.
    You feel the tension in your skin ease and notice that your complexion returns to normal.
    The barrier of force around you dissipates.
    You notice your blood flow go back to normal.
    You lose your extra internal fortitude.
    The visions slowly trickle from your mind, and you are left with the world before you once again.
    Darkness punctuated by a constellation of starry pinpoints wells up to the surface of your skin and splinters away with a sound like shattering crystal.
    The thick plates of bone around your forearms begin to crack, then shatter into a fine white dust.
    The scales covering your hands turn brittle and flake away.
    You feel your forehead pulse as your mind relaxes.
    A faint silvery glow fades from around you.
    The dull golden nimbus fades from around you.
    The misty halo fades from you.
    The deep blue glow leaves you.
    The light blue glow leaves you.
    The powerful look leaves you.
    Like sand through an hourglass, your visions of the future slip away and fade from your mind.
    You feel the extra courage wane.

    It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

    You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

    ...departing in 16 mins...

    Blasted into a thousand pieces your remains speed through a limitless void for several moments before you feel a tugging on your remains by some unseen force. You realize you are falling rapidly when abruptly your remains come to a crashing stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wetsand View Post
    It was only a matter of time, at least I got a free ride back to town.

    You attempt to punch a vaespilon!
    You have decent positioning against a vaespilon.
    UAF: 546 vs UDF: 601 = 0.908 * MM: 110 + d100: 68 = 167
    ... and hit for 18 points of damage!
    Rap to the right hand, bloodying the knuckles.
    You feel the unnatural surge of necrotic power wane away.
    Roundtime: 3 sec.
    >
    [combo]>jab #271665181
    ...wait 3 seconds.
    >
    You feel recovered from your whirlwind flurry of strikes.
    >
    [combo]>mstrike punch #271665181
    ...wait 1 seconds.
    >
    A vaespilon points a skeletal finger at you!
    A void rips open in the area, directly above you!
    You are sucked into the void!
    Rather abrupt decompression causes you to explode!
    Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
    Quite severely dead.


    The layer of protection fades away.
    The very powerful look leaves you.
    The white light leaves you.
    You feel the tension in your skin ease and notice that your complexion returns to normal.
    The barrier of force around you dissipates.
    You notice your blood flow go back to normal.
    You lose your extra internal fortitude.
    The visions slowly trickle from your mind, and you are left with the world before you once again.
    Darkness punctuated by a constellation of starry pinpoints wells up to the surface of your skin and splinters away with a sound like shattering crystal.
    The thick plates of bone around your forearms begin to crack, then shatter into a fine white dust.
    The scales covering your hands turn brittle and flake away.
    You feel your forehead pulse as your mind relaxes.
    A faint silvery glow fades from around you.
    The dull golden nimbus fades from around you.
    The misty halo fades from you.
    The deep blue glow leaves you.
    The light blue glow leaves you.
    The powerful look leaves you.
    Like sand through an hourglass, your visions of the future slip away and fade from your mind.
    You feel the extra courage wane.

    It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

    You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

    ...departing in 16 mins...

    Blasted into a thousand pieces your remains speed through a limitless void for several moments before you feel a tugging on your remains by some unseen force. You realize you are falling rapidly when abruptly your remains come to a crashing stop.
    Happens to me every day.
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    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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