clips of you killing Mordechai (Mordie) / the special ed Marlu clan

[Deathravin]

Nothing to do with disarm. He itchy-cursed the wand you grabbed.

Was saying he changed his mind about stealing weapons after it happened to him.

[4a6c1]

This thread already had it's climax, it's all falling action from here on out. Makes me sad, so much potential.

stfu and come gorean roleplay with us in the $7 gas thread.

[Drisco]

These I did a Gorean RP Dominatrix act. It's now posted for your viewing pleasure.

[IorakeWarhammer]

[Shattered]-GSF:Roflcopter: "Ok I'm done pooping, what did I miss?"

[Shattered]-GSF:Chii: "you missed Mordechai and his gang happily slaughering level 3's again. Boring, no?"

GOOD JOB MORDIE STILL STRIKIN FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF NEWBS I SEE

[Cthulu]

********* offers Mordechai a Wehnimer's promissory note.

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Mordechai offers you a Wehnimer's promissory note. Click ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it. The offer will expire in 30 seconds.

>deposit note
You deposit your note worth 200000 into your account. The teller carefully records the transaction and says, "Thank you, Cthulu. Have a nice day!"

[IorakeWarhammer]

YEP, WELCOME TO THE HARD KNOCKS!!! <BEGINS UNDULATING IN TOTAL FEAR!!!>

[Cthulu]

::writhes::

[IorakeWarhammer]

yeah cthulu that should cover some deaths stings potions for when i killed you 4 times the other day HOHO

[Tilnam]

Well tired of this griefer crew killing my low level cleric, i was actually watching him. And sure enough, next person comes to kill him...


Cthulu falls to the ground in a deep slumber.
Sing Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
Cthulu loses his grip on cleric!

You thrust with a sonic lance at Cthulu!
AS: +xxx vs DS: +xxx with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +83 = +357
... and hit for 126 points of damage!
Spinal cord damaged by smash to the back.

* Cthulu drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Cthulu.
The powerful look leaves Cthulu.
The light blue glow leaves Cthulu.


So then his dragger comes, I lullaby him and of course he slams and logs. LOL. Then they declare war on me and kill my cleric again of course. Why attack the same level guy when you can kill the weakling. Fair enough. So this morning I decide to look for them. Unfortunately I can only find their weakling Mordechai hides too well!


You thrust with a sonic lance at Cthulu!
AS: +xxx vs DS: +xxx with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +88 = +298
... and hit for 93 points of damage!
Strike to wrist severs right hand!

** As you hit, your sonic lance unleashes a blast of sonic energy! **
... 10 points of damage!
Light blow to left arm.

You are now in a defensive stance.
A steel golem pounds at Cthulu with its metallic hand!
AS: +188 vs DS: +52 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +99 = +273
... and hits for 60 points of damage!
Internal organs bruised.

* Cthulu drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Cthulu.
The light blue glow leaves Cthulu.
Cthulu appears less secure.
The deep blue glow leaves Cthulu.
The dim aura fades from around Cthulu.

OOPS, after being rescued some afk person left their group open!

You reach out and hold Cthulu's hand.

You thrust with a sonic lance at Cthulu!
AS: +xxx vs DS: -12 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +32 = +xxx
... and hit for 107 points of damage!
Weapon arm mangled horribly.

* Cthulu drops dead at your feet!


If they declare war on me, War is what I shall give them!

[Cthulu]

I love how casual you act about it when relaying the story to others!

But ahm, we know the truth ;p