You see Poundcake.
She appears to be a Burghal Gnome.
She is diminutive. She appears to be very young. She has wide-set emerald eyes and sallow skin. She has waist length, stringy white hair streaked with grey. She has a pinched face, a button nose and a narrow waist.
She is in good shape.
"Hi, my name is Ososis and I'm blaming my shitty life for being such a fragile, soy drinking, emotionally unstable loser. My triggers are: Red reputation, ANY mention of MacGuyver and being called a fragile, soy drinking, emotionally unstable loser."