Mid CCF, my outfit is coordinated:
You see Yollia Salunder Faendryl the Thug.
She appears to be a Dark Elf.
She is very tall and appears to be immature. She has piercing sea green eyes and smooth, soot-black skin. She has long, highly glossy crimson hair tied into two perky pigtails at the crown of her head with some brightly colored hair ribbons. She has a heart-shaped face, a small nose and slightly pointed ears.
She has a tattooed symbol of Andelas on her neck, and a chiseled platinum spike inlaid with metallic black pearl in her left eyebrow.
She has old battle scars on her left leg, an old battle scar across her back, a black-and-blue right eye, and old battle scars on her right leg.
She is wearing a striped tidal wildcat mask with bushy whiskers, a short black suede jacket stitched with the visage of Andelas on the back, a v-necked black silk half-bodice laced in the front, a sinuous black fur tail, a pair of elbow-length black leather gloves sprinkled with shimmering black diamonds, a vivid crimson monkeyflower tucked behind one ear, a sigil-etched wide silver armband, a silver-tipped feather stickpin, a silver cat-shaped pin, a slender black suede scroll tube lined with pink dreamstones slung over her shoulder, a crimson silk overcoat with silver trim, a silver-tined charcoal lace fan, a slim black suede satchel clasped with a rat skull, a slim mithril keyring, a sturdy dark leather gem pouch, a knee-length black spidersilk skirt sewn with a Faendryl crest, and a pair of black leather thigh-boots buttoned with pieces of oblivion quartz.
Matt: Know any degenerate parametrizations of a 3-sphere?
Kevin: that would be a great "your mom" joke
Matt: Rowboats remind me of laundering currency.
Matt: Identify the meter.
Jim: Dactylic tetrameter.