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  1. #1441
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    Thumbs up

    About time someone killed that menstrual retard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olanan
    You remove a single villswood arrow from a bundle of villswood arrows.


    You nock a blood red villswood arrow in your elven recurve bow.
    You fire a blood red villswood arrow at Whiner!
    AS: +254 vs DS: +87 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +69 = +268
    ... and hit for 80 points of damage!
    Shot destroys eye and the brain behind it!

    * Whiner drops dead at your feet!

    The villswood arrow sticks in Whiner's left eye!
    Roundtime: 5 sec.


    The ghostly voice of Ondrea quietly says, "Your so dead." (Heh)

    The ghostly voice of Ondrea quietly says, "Over and over." (Hehe)

    The ghostly voice of Ondrea quietly says, "Over and over." (Hehehe)

    The ghostly voice of Ondrea quietly says, "Over and over." (Heheheheh)

    She's been whining about harassment when I've been ROLEPLAYING with her,to the GMs.

    She's also been accusing him and constantly pointing him.Annoying.

    Funny thing is,I only planned to leg her.
    Ok, I gotta guess...you're the one behind Vant?

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    You gesture at Rhaindrop.
    You hurl a radiant ball of energy at Rhaindrop!
    AS: +278 vs DS: +97 with AvD: +43 + d100 roll: +74 = +298
    ... and hit for 151 points of damage!
    Rhaindrop is sliced open neatly by brilliant beam of plasma!
    She is stunned!
    Success! Establishing a connection with Rhaindrop, your awareness of her physical condition expands as your essence fuses with her!
    Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
    >
    You mentally attempt to locate your implanted essence within Rhaindrop...
    CS: +113 - TD: +97 + CvA: +13 + d100: +81 == +110
    Warding failed!
    You maintain a weak connection with Rhaindrop, restricting her blood from coursing freely through her.
    ...and cause 21 points of damage!

    * Rhaindrop drops dead at your feet!

    The empathic presence you planted within Rhaindrop exhausts itself.
    >
    Your SIGN OF MADNESS is no longer effective.
    You feel drained!
    >
    * Rhaindrop just bit the dust!
    >gawk
    Your jaw drops.
    >
    The ghostly laughter of Rhaindrop echoes through the room, sending a shiver down your spine.
    >
    Deathdivious traces a simple rune while intoning a short, mystical phrase...
    >
    Deathdivious gestures at you.
    CS: +216 - TD: +98 + CvA: +12 + d100: +83 == +213
    Warding failed!
    Deathdivious blasts you for 77 points of damage.
    ... 50 points of damage!
    Right arm explodes into thousands of pieces!
    You are stunned for 10 rounds!
    You are knocked over by the blast!
    Roundtime: 20 sec.
    >
    Deathdivious traces a simple rune while intoning a short, mystical phrase...
    >

    A voice catches your ear from somewhere nearby. It calls out, "Hear yea! Hear yea! Come one and all to House of the Argent Aspis' monthly Festival of Learning! The event is about to start at House Aspis located across the river on the east side of town. All are welcome to join!"

    >
    Deathdivious gestures at you.
    CS: +216 - TD: +98 + CvA: +12 + d100: +40 == +170
    Warding failed!
    Deathdivious blasts you for 41 points of damage.
    You feel less confident.
    The brilliant aura fades away from you.
    Your SIGN OF SWORDS is no longer effective.
    You feel your extra strength departing.
    The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
    The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
    The bright luminescence fades from around you.
    Your SIGN OF SMITING is no longer effective.
    Your SIGN OF STRIKING is no longer effective.

    It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

    You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

    ...departing in 14 mins...
    >
    Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
    The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
    >
    * Rogane just bit the dust!
    >
    The ghostly laughter of Rhaindrop echoes through the room, sending a shiver down your spine.
    >grin
    You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).

  4. #1444
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    Well,since you guessed yeah. Don't like people knowing my characters on this forum. And yes,Vant's lying,stealing,being a twit all that is (mostly) RP. I'm not that much of a jerk IRL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olanan
    Well,since you guessed yeah. Don't like people knowing my characters on this forum. And yes,Vant's lying,stealing,being a twit all that is (mostly) RP. I'm not that much of a jerk IRL.
    Heh, I figured it was mostly RP...still gets annoying sometimes. Ah well, that's how twit's can be...just gotta ignore them sometimes. (And good job keeping up the RP with him...as much as it's annoying, it's kinda fun to watch!)

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    Default I WIN!

    You nock a wooden arrow in your elven recurve bow.
    You fire a wooden arrow at Grado!
    AS: +251 vs DS: +49 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +74 = +308
    ... and hit for 102 points of damage!
    Beautiful shot pierces both lungs, Grado makes a wheezing noise, and drops dead!

    * Grado drops dead at your feet!

    Grado seems to lose some internal strength.
    Grado seems to lose an aura of confidence.
    Grado returns to normal color.

    An anxious sailor sprints off exclaiming, "Vant has committed murder!"

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    You nock a wooden arrow in your elven recurve bow.
    You fire a wooden arrow at Ondrea!
    AS: +-- vs DS: +22 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +25 = +50
    ... and hit for 68 points of damage!
    Strike to right arm cleanly severs it at the shoulder!
    She is knocked to the ground!
    She is stunned!
    The scintillating white light surrounding the arrow fades some.
    The wooden arrow sticks in Ondrea's right arm!
    Roundtime: 4 sec.

    And bleed,she shall

    On another note,I'm glad there's someone on here that understands that this is a GAME.A ROLEPLAYING game. I roleplay, I don't mean for people to get upset.

    PS: No,I'm not Herberto. That's a damn lie.
    Last edited by Olanan; 01-28-2007 at 01:51 PM.

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    Talking I win again?

    You nock a wooden arrow in your elven recurve bow.
    You fire a wooden arrow at Merala!
    AS: +379 vs DS: +163 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +88 = +329
    ... and hit for 105 points of damage!
    Shot shatters shoulder and severs right arm!
    She is stunned!
    The guiding force leaves you.
    The scintillating white light surrounding the arrow fades some.
    The wooden arrow sticks in Merala's right arm!

    You remove a single villswood arrow from a bundle of villswood arrows.
    H>fir
    You nock a blood red villswood arrow in your elven recurve bow.
    You fire a blood red villswood arrow at Merala!
    AS: +304 vs DS: +135 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +93 = +287
    ... and hit for 105 points of damage!
    Awesome shot skewers skull! Merala blinks once and falls quite dead!

    * Merala drops dead at your feet!

    The powerful look leaves Merala.
    The bright luminescence fades from around Merala.
    The deep blue glow leaves Merala.
    The silvery luminescence fades from around Merala.
    Merala becomes solid again.
    The brilliant luminescence fades from around Merala.
    The light blue glow leaves Merala.
    Merala returns to normal color.
    The villswood arrow sticks in Merala's head!

    Oddly, I feel bad about this one. (not) Probably because it took two shots.

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    Default So..she attacks me again.

    amb mer
    You leap from hiding to attack!
    You swing a slender shadowed steel stiletto at Merala!
    AS: +243 vs DS: +45 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +15 = +238
    ... and hit for 73 points of damage!
    Strike through eye, Merala is lobotomized!

    * Merala drops dead at your feet!


    A small human child cries out, "Murder!". His mother then sends him off for the Fleet Captain.

    Oops?

    Okay,so now I have some retard named...Kyleeannia or something after Vant, who doesn't understand what the fuck an OOC whisper is. She keeps responding to OOC whispers IG in the commons. God damn,why are the retards always higher level then Vant? The REAL retards?


    (edited because I didnt wanna have like 5 posts in a row)
    Last edited by Olanan; 02-04-2006 at 01:51 PM.

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    Default They finally got me:

    Aize leaps from hiding to attack!
    Aize swings a wickedly curved elven yataghan at you!
    AS: +348 vs DS: +51 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +52 = +373
    ... and hits for 106 points of damage!
    Amazing slash to your belly!
    Nothing quite like that empty feeling inside.
    You are stunned for 8 rounds!
    The guiding force leaves Aize.
    !S>

    !S>
    Aize leaps from hiding to attack!
    Aize swings a wickedly curved elven yataghan at you!
    AS: +273 vs DS: +26 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +30 = +301
    ... and hits for 67 points of damage!
    Amazing shot through your nose enters the brain!
    The buzz of thoughts in your mind subsides.
    It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

    You realize that you have no outstanding favors which Lorminstra owes you, and without having accomplished a deed for Her, your soul is in danger of vanishing from the land forever!

    ...departing in 10 mins...
    (If you wish to dismiss this murder charge, use ACCUSE DISMISS Aize.)

    A slurring voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the Fleet Captain!"

    Deathsting should be gone soon...
    Last edited by Olanan; 02-04-2006 at 09:00 PM.

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