Every time African American posts it reminds of one of Chris Rock's characters on SNL, Nat-X.
Nat X: Peace, borthers and sisters! I'm Nat X, and welcome to "The Dark Side", the only fifteen-minute show on TV. Why only fifteen? 'Cause the Man would never give me an hour! Oh, the Man will give "Lame Ass" Rick Dees an hour, or the Man will give Bob Hope, a man so old he used to own slaves, an hour, vut he can only take me for fifteen minutes! I think we all know who the Man is I'm talking about. I'm talking about the same man that calls a black cat bad luck, and a white cat pussy. I'm talking about the same man that teaches us if you squeeze hard into a black piece of coal long enough, you can turn it into a white diamond! Which goes to show, if you put enough pressure on any brother, you can tuen him into Bryant Gumbel.
Parkbandit: "I'm now Rush Limbaugh? I'm flattered actually"
Daniel: "If you want I can ask my mom at the U of Chicago"