Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[joeyb]

No JoeyB. You lost. Those are your tears. Other liberals that are gracious in defeat & make an true effort to self-reflect will receive grace. You sir will receive no such comfort.

America just kicked your politics in the dick. The age of progressiveism is over. So take your woke-ass Marxist BS to Canada where you can eat that Trudeau blackface cock, and get out while you can. Not welcome. Also, stop posting.

i'm not a liberal and progressive policy polls higher than anything else.

trump won because biden was terrible and harris is a shitty candidate and people perceive the economy as being shit. it has nothing to do with his policy lol.

[joeyb]

You have never had an account on this forum before and then just decided to create an account in 2017 for a 30+ year old text based game to troll its political forums?

You are sadder than I thought.

i initially created the account to buy some stuff. it was only till later that i even saw there was a politics forum.

but, yes, only if everyone who posts on this board can be extremely old and weird and post here for 20+ years, as those are truly the well-adjusted, normal people

lol

[Suppressed Poet]

i'm not a liberal and progressive policy polls higher than anything else.

trump won because biden was terrible and harris is a shitty candidate and people perceive the economy as being shit. it has nothing to do with his policy lol.

Kamala & Walz were the most progressive DNC nominees to ever be on the presidential ballot. America said no to that shit. Progressive woke leftism is dead. You can take your price fixing, universal basic income, government funded gender change surgeries, defund the police movement, DEI hires, antisemitism, open borders, and all that Marxist socialism bullshit with you when you flee the country. Those politics have no place in America anymore.

[joeyb]

Kamala & Walz were the most progressive DNC nominees to ever be on the presidential ballot. America said no to that shit. Progressive woke leftism is dead. You can take your price fixing, universal basic income, government funded gender change surgeries, defund the police movement, open borders, and all that Marxist socialism bullshit with you when you flee the country. Those politics have no place in America anymore.

Walz is progressive, sure. Harris is not in any way progressive and she made a hard turn right in her campaign. she wasn't in favor of any of those things except giving inmates healthcare, yes. maybe if she had actually progressive policy she would have had a shot, but still probably not, though i'm sure she would have done better.

lol the brainwashing you got took away all the ridges in your brain. what were the results for the 10 states that just voted on abortion? how does polling for medicare-for-all do?

lol shut the fuck up you moron.

[Suppressed Poet]

Walz is progressive, sure. Harris is not in any way progressive and she made a hard turn right in her campaign. she wasn't in favor of any of those things except giving inmates healthcare, yes. maybe if she had actually progressive policy she would have had a shot, but still probably not, though i'm sure she would have done better.

lol the brainwashing you got took away all the ridges in your brain. what were the results for the 10 states that just voted on abortion? how does polling for medicare-for-all do?

lol shut the fuck up you moron.

You know why Kamala Harris made a hard right turn and disavowed everything she campaigned on for President back in 2020? It’s because those policies are wildly unpopular. You can’t win a general election with those progressive policies. If she had, she would have lost every single state and would have received 0 electoral votes.

I hear Venezuela has all those wonderful progressive policies. Maybe you should go visit them and stay there.

[joeyb]

she never had progressive policies you fucking idiot. she made a turn right because the dems are terrible and think that they can win republicans by "reaching across the aisle" and that dems/leftists will vote for them either way. they are obviously wrong. again, progressive policy in this country polls very highly. there was a buzz for her in the beginning because people were excited for her because she wasn't a walking corpse.

what were the results for the 10 states that just voted on abortion? how does polling for medicare-for-all do?

you are extremely stupid and I imagine, very old. lol

[Seran]

Kamala & Walz were the most progressive DNC nominees to ever be on the presidential ballot. America said no to that shit. Progressive woke leftism is dead. You can take your price fixing, universal basic income, government funded gender change surgeries, defund the police movement, DEI hires, antisemitism, open borders, and all that Marxist socialism bullshit with you when you flee the country. Those politics have no place in America anymore.

None of these were or have been a campaign promise, why make that up?

[joeyb]

because he is extremely stupid

[Suppressed Poet]

None of these were or have been a campaign promise, why make that up?

I make nothing up.

In 2020 she supported the green new deal, decriminalizing illegal border crossings, Medicare for all, and a whole bunch of other progressive policies. She campaigned in 2024 that she changed her mind and is more aligned to continuing Biden (more moderate liberal policies). Nobody truly knows which version of Kamala Harris we would have received, but thankfully we don’t have to find out.

[Suppressed Poet]

she never had progressive policies you fucking idiot. she made a turn right because the dems are terrible and think that they can win republicans by "reaching across the aisle" and that dems/leftists will vote for them either way. they are obviously wrong. again, progressive policy in this country polls very highly. there was a buzz for her in the beginning because people were excited for her because she wasn't a walking corpse.

what were the results for the 10 states that just voted on abortion? how does polling for medicare-for-all do?

you are extremely stupid and I imagine, very old. lol

Ok, you obviously learned nothing from Kamala’s embarrassing defeat. I hope the Democrats keep trying those stupid progressive policies you just mentioned so they can get their asses kicked again in the next election. If they’re smart and analyze the exit polls they will move closer to the center.