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    A law passed by the Louisiana Legislature will, if signed by the Governor, require display of the Ten Commandments in all classrooms, apparently including math classrooms, which funny because the law lists 11 commandments. The approved and mandated text of the "10" Commandments as passed by the Legislature..

    "The Ten Commandments
    I AM the LORD thy God.
    • Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
    • Thou shalt not make to thyself any graven images.
    • Thou shalt not take the Name of the Lord thy God in vain.
    • Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
    • Honor thy father and thy mother, that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.
    • Thou shalt not kill.
    • Thou shalt not commit adultery.
    • Thou shalt not steal.
    • Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
    • Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house.
    • Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his cattle, nor anything that is thy neighbor's."


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    Did you count them?

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    “Though shall not covet” is typically just one commandment. Your link doesn’t work. Why do you care about this?

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    in fairness the law being passed split them as he has them listed. just a Louisiana thing that he think matters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClydeR View Post
    A law passed by the Louisiana Legislature will, if signed by the Governor, require display of the Ten Commandments in all classrooms, apparently including math classrooms, which funny because the law lists 11 commandments. The approved and mandated text of the "10" Commandments as passed by the Legislature..



    Did you count them?
    I'll eagerly await the denial of federal education funding into classrooms attempting to unwillingly indoctrinate with Christian tenants.

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    Imagine getting upset that schools want to teach children to not steal and murder. Then again these are Democrats complaining and they sure do love defending murderers and thieves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet View Post
    Your link doesn’t work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet View Post
    Why do you care about this?
    Louisiana 4th graders are 44th in math, and their 8th graders are 45th in math. Louisiana legislators must have learned their math in Louisiana's schools. Not being able to count to 10 is totally embarrassing.

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    Dude. Clyder. No one thought it was funny the first time you did the “they can’t count” “joke”. Repeating the “joke” again and again isn’t going to suddenly make it funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Dude. Clyder. No one thought it was funny the first time you did the “they can’t count” “joke”. Repeating the “joke” again and again isn’t going to suddenly make it funny.
    You don't know what you're talking about. Everybody but you was laughing both times! The very thought of an entire state legislature being unable to count to 10. I'm laughing a third time just thinking about it! You need to work on your sense of humor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet View Post
    “Though shall not covet” is typically just one commandment. Your link doesn’t work. Why do you care about this?
    He wants a shot at Seran's retard championship.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClydeR View Post
    Try the left mouse button.





    Louisiana 4th graders are 44th in math, and their 8th graders are 45th in math. Louisiana legislators must have learned their math in Louisiana's schools. Not being able to count to 10 is totally embarrassing.
    Let's see how the numbers in St. George turn out next year.

    In the meantime, you and Seran should stop scissoring buttholes so much. It's not going to get you the title shot you're after.
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