Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

So let's recap. Illegal immigrants don't come here for benefits they're ineligible for, they're here to work the jobs that employers desperately need them to work as independent contractors. Surprisingly enough, so they can support themselves and their families. Despite the Conservative populist message, immigrants are good for the economy and are less a drain than your average southerner living in a bayou trailer park.

lol @ you implying that anyone at all, even illegals, are less of a drain than you and your lifelong chronically unemployed welfare queen status.

An illegal alien who has a job is automatically less of a drain on society than you are. Even if they're still collecting handouts.

[Suppressed Poet]

So let's recap. Illegal immigrants don't come here for benefits they're ineligible for, they're here to work the jobs that employers desperately need them to work as independent contractors. Surprisingly enough, so they can support themselves and their families. Despite the Conservative populist message, immigrants are good for the economy and are less a drain than your average southerner living in a bayou trailer park.

Again, they get plenty of benefits. Do I need to cite articles from every blue city in the U.S. that is feeding and sheltering these illegal immigrants? Not to mention all the work on our bureaucracies and courts.

It’s very simple. We are either a nation of laws or we are not. Illegal immigrants can and should be deported. The Biden administration is comfortable with open borders, crime including an alarming increase in human & sex trafficking, endless growing in the size and scope of the federal government, increasing taxes, and creating an underclass of people that are completely reliant upon the scraps of the table through their social welfare programs. Americans are fed up with it and will remove him from power.

[Neveragain]

So let's recap. Illegal immigrants don't come here for benefits they're ineligible for, they're here to work the jobs that employers desperately need them to work as independent contractors. Surprisingly enough, so they can support themselves and their families. Despite the Conservative populist message, immigrants are good for the economy and are less a drain than your average southerner living in a bayou trailer park.

Nobody cares about legal migrants. What people care about is that they come here, without having a full background check and health check, like we are living 3000 years into the past. It's literally why humans discovered borders.

The entire reason we have a federal government is to defend the countries borders and deal with foreign issues. There are 0 reasons for states or territories to be a part of a union at this point.

[Seran]

Again, they get plenty of benefits. Do I need to cite articles from every blue city in the U.S. that is feeding and sheltering these illegal immigrants? Not to mention all the work on our bureaucracies and courts.

It’s very simple. We are either a nation of laws or we are not. Illegal immigrants can and should be deported. The Biden administration is comfortable with open borders, crime including an alarming increase in human & sex trafficking, endless growing in the size and scope of the federal government, increasing taxes, and creating an underclass of people that are completely reliant upon the scraps of the table through their social welfare programs. Americans are fed up with it and will remove him from power.

Republicans don't deport immigrants already in the country either dude, don't get all high and mighty about a position your own party isn't even willing to take.

"Every blue city" that is funny, because you're acting as if states without any type of public benefits don't have an immigrant crisis. Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Florida? They have massive undocumented immigrant populations which have existed for decades, and just like the Feds do not offer state benefits. They do however have a very active service, agriculture and service sector chock full of hardworking individuals performing jobs others don't want to do.

Seems as if your populist agenda solely any type of shelter or basic hot meal program as being examples of 'plenty of benefits' which is ironic, because it seems like you ought to be castigating seniors, children getting free lunches and breakfasts, and homeless populations the same way you're hating on brown people. You really ought to consider refining your argument better and simply point out that even though the vast majority of undocumented immigrants qualify for no state or federal assistance, any basic humanitarian aid extended personally offends you. You really ought to consider talking to your pastor about the teachings of Jesus Christ related to assisting the sick, poor, and the hungry.

[Neveragain]

You really ought to consider talking to your pastor about the teachings of Jesus Christ related to assisting the sick, poor, and the hungry.

Not once did Jesus say "Take peoples money and give it to other people."

What Jesus did say is "Help other people with your own works."

Jesus also called people like you idiots and fled across a sea to get away from retards like you. So...there's that.

[Suppressed Poet]

Republicans don't deport immigrants already in the country either dude, don't get all high and mighty about a position your own party isn't even willing to take.

"Every blue city" that is funny, because you're acting as if states without any type of public benefits don't have an immigrant crisis. Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Florida? They have massive undocumented immigrant populations which have existed for decades, and just like the Feds do not offer state benefits. They do however have a very active service, agriculture and service sector chock full of hardworking individuals performing jobs others don't want to do.

Seems as if your populist agenda solely any type of shelter or basic hot meal program as being examples of 'plenty of benefits' which is ironic, because it seems like you ought to be castigating seniors, children getting free lunches and breakfasts, and homeless populations the same way you're hating on brown people. You really ought to consider refining your argument better and simply point out that even though the vast majority of undocumented immigrants qualify for no state or federal assistance, any basic humanitarian aid extended personally offends you. You really ought to consider talking to your pastor about the teachings of Jesus Christ related to assisting the sick, poor, and the hungry.

Republicans and historically Democrats both deport illegal immigrants. Obama was the king of deportations and did more than Trump. Biden directed ICE very early in his Presidency new guidelines that make deportation more difficult. Cited: https://nypost.com/2024/01/05/news/i...mp-report/amp/ Do you not believe Trump when he says we will have the greatest deportation effort in the history of our country if he is elected? Normally leftist like you point to that as being racist, but make no mistake the will is there on the Republican side.

If a complete stranger trespasses on your property and camps inside your residence, what would you do Seran? Are you going to be ok with them staying and feed them? The response that any sane person would have is to say get the fuck outta here right now.

We have thousands of Chinese nationalists border crossing encounters. We have encountered known terrorist coming into our country. The scariest part is what we don’t know. Allowing illegal border crossings to continue is morally reprehensible and dangerous to our national security. This topic should be one of the few things that is apolitical and not up for debate.

[Methais]

They do however have a very active service, agriculture and service sector chock full of hardworking individuals performing jobs others don't want to do for well below minimum wage.

Fixed. And you're a retard.

Seems as if your populist agenda solely any type of shelter or basic hot meal program as being examples of 'plenty of benefits' which is ironic, because it seems like you ought to be castigating seniors, children getting free lunches and breakfasts, and homeless populations the same way you're hating on brown people. You really ought to consider refining your argument better and simply point out that even though the vast majority of undocumented immigrants qualify for no state or federal assistance, any basic humanitarian aid extended personally offends you. You really ought to consider talking to your pastor about the teachings of Jesus Christ related to assisting the sick, poor, and the hungry.

Are said seniors and children here illegally? No? Ok then. Thanks for demonstrating again how dumb and full of shit you are.

Stop conflating US citizens and legal immigrants with illegal immigrants. The only person here stupid enough to buy into any of that is you.

[Seran]

Republicans and historically Democrats both deport illegal immigrants. Obama was the king of deportations and did more than Trump. Biden directed ICE very early in his Presidency new guidelines that make deportation more difficult. Cited: https://nypost.com/2024/01/05/news/i...mp-report/amp/ Do you not believe Trump when he says we will have the greatest deportation effort in the history of our country if he is elected? Normally leftist like you point to that as being racist, but make no mistake the will is there on the Republican side.

If a complete stranger trespasses on your property and camps inside your residence, what would you do Seran? Are you going to be ok with them staying and feed them? The response that any sane person would have is to say get the fuck outta here right now.

We have thousands of Chinese nationalists border crossing encounters. We have encountered known terrorist coming into our country. The scariest part is what we don’t know. Allowing illegal border crossings to continue is morally reprehensible and dangerous to our national security. This topic should be one of the few things that is apolitical and not up for debate.

You're confusing your own fear or hatred of non-Caucasians drive some pretty unhealthy xenophobia. The current populist leader of the party you support mirrors this ideology, which makes it political.

Our nation was formed by immigrants and over the last century more people flock to our country to escape injustice, persecution, and to seek a better life just as the original settlers did. Those coming today without criminal backgrounds, who work and support themselves should be able encouraged, not castigated by bigoted people who paint entire countries worth of people as rapists, murderers, or terrorists.

Americans remain by and large the biggest source of crime and domestic terrorism within our shores. Try not to lose sight of that when you're railing on innocents in a very non-Christian way.

[Suppressed Poet]

You're confusing your own fear or hatred of non-Caucasians drive some pretty unhealthy xenophobia. The current populist leader of the party you support mirrors this ideology, which makes it political.

Our nation was formed by immigrants and over the last century more people flock to our country to escape injustice, persecution, and to seek a better life just as the original settlers did. Those coming today without criminal backgrounds, who work and support themselves should be able encouraged, not castigated by bigoted people who paint entire countries worth of people as rapists, murderers, or terrorists.

Americans remain by and large the biggest source of crime and domestic terrorism within our shores. Try not to lose sight of that when you're railing on innocents in a very non-Christian way.

I have no issues with immigrants that come here legally and are vetted. As you stated, our country has a rich tradition & benefits from their presence. I do have an issue with undocumented illegal immigrants crossing our border, breaking our laws, & our government allowing that to happen. If that makes me xenophobic, a bigot, a bad Christian, etc. in your eyes then so be it.

[Tgo01]

The current populist leader of the party you support mirrors this ideology, which makes it political.

lol

When did brain-dead Democrats turn the word "populist" into a pejorative? Your favorite racist president Obama considered himself a populist.

A populist is literally someone who looks after the little guy who thinks the elite groups are ignoring their concerns. And you fuckers have somehow turned this into a bad thing?

"No! You should be HAPPY there is an elite group of people running this country and they don't care about you!!!"