Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Seran]

I’m really looking forward to the unfolding of events over the next 12 months and witnessing your disappointment. I’m sure you are aware that the Colorado federal judge ruled Trump is eligible for the ballot & cannot be removed via 14th Amendment. Despite some Democrats’ best efforts, America has not yet become an autocracy. The desperate attempts by this weaponized political machine to remove choice from the people has so far failed, miserably.

Did you see that the Colorado judge actually ruled that Trump engaged in an insurrection? Did you bother to read that the judge didn't make any rulings for Dump, but merely stated it was his opinion the office of the President did not fall under section 3 "officer of the United States," under which the suit was brought? Only Republicans would be excited to try and re-elect someone who engaged in an insurrection against the federal government.

[Suppressed Poet]

Did you see that the Colorado judge actually ruled that Trump engaged in an insurrection? Did you bother to read that the judge didn't make any rulings for Dump, but merely stated it was his opinion the office of the President did not fall under section 3 "officer of the United States," under which the suit was brought? Only Republicans would be excited to try and re-elect someone who engaged in an insurrection against the federal government.

I read the only part that mattered, which is that Trump will be on the ballot. You are reading what he would refer to as fake news.

[Seran]

I read the only part that mattered, which is that Trump will be on the ballot. You are reading what he would refer to as fake news.

He'll have to be something really special to be the only convicted, imprisoned felon with his party's nomination.

[Suppressed Poet]

He'll have to be something really special to be the only convicted, imprisoned felon with his party's nomination.

That’s part of the fun of the events unfolding I mentioned. It only takes one juror to reach a not guilty verdict. I’m counting on you to provide the PC the most wonderful TDS temper tantrum when getting what you want doesn’t happen.

[Methais]

Your right, Donald Trump did incite an insurrection aimed and overthrowing the peaceful transfer of power. Thank goodness he's been indicted and should be facing imprisonment for the rest of his life once convicted.

...they know the majority of people are fucking morons.

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[Seran]

That’s part of the fun of the events unfolding I mentioned. It only takes one juror to reach a not guilty verdict. I’m counting on you to provide the PC the most wonderful TDS temper tantrum when getting what you want doesn’t happen.

If you're counting on political bias to hang three, maybe four separate juries before November 2024 I think you're smoking crack. Evidence is air tight.

[Anebriated]

Evidence is air tight.

I remember when the vaccine was 100% effective too. Maybe, and I know its hard for government tit guzzlers to understand, they lied.

[Seran]

I remember when the vaccine was 100% effective too. Maybe, and I know its hard for government tit guzzlers to understand, they lied.

You mean that the vaccine is 100% effective against severe illness obviously, which it is. The mass die off of unvaccinated Repubs also helps.

[~Rocktar~]

You mean that the vaccine is 100% effective against severe illness obviously, which it is. The mass die off of unvaccinated Repubs also helps.

It's not. And yet again, you cheering for people dying.

[Anebriated]

True colors always shine through.