Seran: Russia bad!
Russia: Iran, let's make a deal.
Iran: Got your back bro, the stupid Americans just gave us 6 billion.
Russia: Alright, alright, alright!
Seran: Am I retarded?
Russia: Yes
Iran: very
Israel: We're going to have to do this on our own, aren't we?
EU: At least we have free health care.
US: Here's some more billions.
Hawaii: Um.....
NY: Open your homes!
AUS: We bought diesel Submarines?
France: Anyone for a croissant?
Ukraine: I know nothing
Germany: Don't look at us, you know we can't be trusted.
7.8 billion humans: Fucked again!