It’s a good idea, but I’m from Texas and can’t handle long periods of extreme cold weather.
Also I have a grievance with the Norwegians. According to my ancestry.com DNA report I’m 99% Irish / Northern English / Scottish and 1% Scandinavian. Those fucking Vikings raped my Celtic & Gaelic ancestors back in the day; forever tainting my blood.
Clearly you need reparations! Move there, demand reparations of $200 million. I'm sure that'll be handled swiftly and quietly without anyone batting an eye at how stupid you sound.
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Look what happens when I don't read through all the posts before commenting....crap, now I'm making comments like Methais. What is this world coming to?
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Hey by the standards of the progressive left I may never get my white reparations, but I absolutely have more than enough blood to claim Vikings as my people & earn a $400,000 yearly salary at Harvard for teaching a Scandinavian culture elective class.
Just move to California and identify as a black woman. Now you're black, a woman, and trans, which is 3x as oppressed as any of them on their own.
If anyone gives you any shit, ask Seran for advice on what to do to combat the blatant oppression against you as a black trans woman.
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