Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

Methais, if i start making fun of you again are you going to throw another tantrum and start whining about it and tell me how mean i am and to stop talking to you forever like you did last time? lol you little bitch

That's an interesting version of events. Let me give that a shot...

Methais, if i start trying to dry hump your leg like I do every time I show up here, because I'm obsessed with and in love with you, are you going to let me be your bitch? Having your attention is the only thing that matters to me in life besides being a gay porn fluffer.

You're everyone's bitch though. Isn't that good enough?

[Gelston]

"treat us with respect and honor the agreements we've made"

lol look at these whiny fucks. must defend the bosses

It says to honor agreements that weren't made too. And to never fire anyone.

[joeyb]

It says to honor agreements that weren't made too. And to never fire anyone.

no, it doesn't. preserving the current headcount != never firing anyone. it also says, paraphrased, "honor agreements listed in the merger agreement and those not" - which I assume means agreements employees had prior with the leadership.

what is whiny about any of this? seems like stuff any reasonable person would want at their job.

[Tgo01]

It says to honor agreements that weren't made too. And to never fire anyone.

I think those are the funniest ones of all. We DEMAND you honor agreements that were never made (and they list remote work as an example) AND that you can't fire anyone.

That's beyond cray cray. The only people who can make such demands are those who can't be easily replaced, and something tells me the cushy jobs 99.9% of these people have aren't all that hard to replace.

[joeyb]

That's an interesting version of events. Let me give that a shot...



You're everyone's bitch though. Isn't that good enough?

lol imagine thinking this is a good reply.

i'm sorry, you must be distracted by your silver farming and seran rage posting. take some time and come back later and we'll see what you got.

[joeyb]

I think those are the funniest ones of all. We DEMAND you honor agreements that were never made (and they list remote work as an example) AND that you can't fire anyone.

That's beyond cray cray. The only people who can make such demands are those who can't be easily replaced, and something tells me the cushy jobs 99.9% of these people have aren't all that hard to replace.

senior software/security/devops/etc engineers, notoriously easy positions to replace.

reply to my posts in this thread i made to you, you little bitch, or don't reply at all

[Suppressed Poet]

support the elite, fuck workers rights, right?

lol lick those corporate boots a little more you piece of shit

We demand separate LBGTQ+ bathrooms! Our platform is essential to spreading commie lies everywhere! Elon Musk is ordered to pay us for sitting on our fat asses all day while we do nothing at all! Whaaaaa!

Yeah ok. Keep sucking on that Bernie cock while you wait in line for your handout of government dick cheese, loser.

[joeyb]

We demand separate LBGTQ+ bathrooms! Our platform is essential to spreading commie lies everywhere! Elon Musk is ordered to pay us for sitting on our fat asses all day while we do nothing at all! Whaaaaa!

Yeah ok. Keep sucking on that Bernie cock while you wait in line for your handout of government dick cheese, loser.

can you point out in the letter where it says any of that, i may have missed it.

but then, of course, i'm not a fucking moron who has to make up shit to try and win an argument i've obviously lost

[Seran]

A holdover from the January 6th coup apparently made the wrong turn at Albuquerque and wound up in San Francisco. Assaulted with a hammer, that's really unfortunate.

Called it. Turns out he's a covid-19 and election denier. Shaps?

Last year, David DePape posted links on his Facebook page to multiple videos produced by My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell falsely alleging that the 2020 election was stolen. Other posts included transphobic images and linked to websites claiming Covid-19 vaccines were deadly. “The death rates being promoted are what ever ‘THEY’ want to be promoted as the death rate,” one post read.

DePape also posted links to YouTube videos with titles like “Democrat FARCE Commission to Investigate January 6th Capitol Riot COLLAPSES in Congress!!!” and “Global Elites Plan To Take Control Of YOUR Money! (Revealed)”

[Suppressed Poet]

can you point out in the letter where it says any of that, i may have missed it.

but then, of course, i'm not a fucking moron who has to make up shit to try and win an argument i've obviously lost

Nah. You are just an illiterate moronic cum-stained bitch nugget. Read it again. Hell Google “Twitter demand letter” as there is another page that I did not include in the original post. Unfortunately it won’t make you any less of a poor pathetic loser.