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Thread: Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClydeR View Post
    You probably already heard this, but it is so good that it needs to be repeated. The two leading candidates in Missouri's GOP Senate nominate are Eric Schnmitt and Eric Greitens. Everybody has been waiting to see whom Trump would endorse. Yestereday, he endorsed "Eric." Trump did not give Eric's last name. The primary election is today.
    Trump, living rent free in the mainstream media since 2015.
    http://www.usdebtclock.org/
    Click the link above to see how much you owe the government.

    "Well I tell you what, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black."
    -Superracist, Joe Biden

    “If you don’t believe in free speech for people who you disagree with, and even hate for what they stand for, then you don’t believe in free speech.”
    -My favorite liberal

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClydeR View Post
    You probably already heard this, but it is so good that it needs to be repeated. The two leading candidates in Missouri's GOP Senate nominate are Eric Schnmitt and Eric Greitens. Everybody has been waiting to see whom Trump would endorse. Yestereday, he endorsed "Eric." Trump did not give Eric's last name. The primary election is today.
    So what you're saying is that Trump is right.

    [Private]-GSIV:Nyatherra: "Until this moment i forgot that i changed your name to Biff Muffbanger on Lnet"
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Last edited by Methais; 08-02-2022 at 03:48 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    I don't think I am going to watch that show.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClydeR View Post
    You probably already heard this, but it is so good that it needs to be repeated. The two leading candidates in Missouri's GOP Senate nominate are Eric Schnmitt and Eric Greitens. Everybody has been waiting to see whom Trump would endorse. Yestereday, he endorsed "Eric." Trump did not give Eric's last name. The primary election is today.
    He probably meant his son Eric. After seeing the picture of him on the golf course looking like a sweaty, overweight Doc Brown from Back to the Future, I'm thinking his health and mental status isn't great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    He probably meant his son Eric. After seeing the picture of him on the golf course looking like a sweaty, overweight Doc Brown from Back to the Future, I'm thinking his health and mental status isn't great.

    Troll says what? Post something of substance dude
    http://www.usdebtclock.org/
    Click the link above to see how much you owe the government.

    "Well I tell you what, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black."
    -Superracist, Joe Biden

    “If you don’t believe in free speech for people who you disagree with, and even hate for what they stand for, then you don’t believe in free speech.”
    -My favorite liberal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    He probably meant his son Eric. After seeing the picture of him on the golf course looking like a sweaty, overweight Doc Brown from Back to the Future, I'm thinking his health and mental status isn't great.
    ^ The party of "fat shaming is bad" folks.

    my health and mental status aren't great.
    This is correct.

    Even Hank Johnson's mental state seems top tier compared to Biden on his best day.
    [Private]-GSIV:Nyatherra: "Until this moment i forgot that i changed your name to Biff Muffbanger on Lnet"
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    https://www.yahoo.com/news/monkeypox...154428795.html

    "Monkeypox state cases: New York, California top numbers as Biden admin declares emergency"

    "Confirmed cases of monkeypox have now surpassed 26,800 worldwide, according to Thursday numbers from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention."

    ROFL ... can't make this shit up. 27k cases worldwide, of a disease that doesn't kill you... therefore, National Emergency!

    Anything to keep power. Sad and pathetic we allow this bullshit to occur. Elections are coming up though, so what else would you expect.

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    Your right, you can't make diseases up, despite your party through Trump doing their damndest in 2019 and 2020 to make it seem like COVID-19 wasn't real. Only cost them the Whitehouse.

    I can see you and the Right are already trying to follow suit with the monkeypox outbreak. Let's see how that works out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    I can see you and the Right are already trying to follow suit with the monkeypox outbreak. Let's see how that works out.
    Nobody is saying monkeypox isn't real, we just know how it's being spread.

    Time to start carding at risk people to access public spaces?

    I also believe it was the Democrats calling people conspiracy theorists at the start of the covid-19 outbreak:



    Gaslight fail.
    Last edited by Neveragain; 08-05-2022 at 11:56 AM.


    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius
    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

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