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    Quote Originally Posted by Solkern View Post
    Because he’s an idiot? Didn’t you notice what he did?

    He seriously thought it was in the Constitution. Dude has no idea about anything. He doesn’t even know what the hell he’s researching and doesn’t bother to check anything.
    Not only did he think it was in the Constitution, he was trying to sanctimoniously lecture other people about making his error, with zero self-awareness.

    In other words, Neveragain.jpg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Hey, how come violent leftists trying to attack the president while he's within the White House and violent leftists firebombing police vehicles and federal and state buildings isn't considered a "violent insurrection" but a bunch of dorks walking around the capitol building is?
    Cause they were attempting to prevent a vote count and the peaceful transition of power.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo View Post
    Cause they were attempting to prevent a vote count and the peaceful transition of power.
    That's not what "violent insurrection" means. This is why you're in a cult: your cultist leaders have convinced you that words mean what THEY want them to mean, not what they really mean. Do better in life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    That's not what "violent insurrection" means. This is why you're in a cult: your cultist leaders have convinced you that words mean what THEY want them to mean, not what they really mean. Do better in life.
    Actually, it's pretty spot-on. Since you're in a cult, though, you apparently don't know how to consult a dictionary, or have convinced yourself if you say "X isn't X" somehow it won't be. Except, much to your obvious dismay, your declarations continue to lack the power to warp and twist reality to suit your delusions.

    Sorry you got conned by a reality TV game show host, Dreaven. Best of luck getting over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    This is your specific list of political greviences. The Constitution DOES provide remedy for that. Two remedies, to be precise- neither of which allows for violent insurrection.

    Perhaps I'm just not as well versed in the Constitution as you are. Can you quote the part of it that provides attempts to overthrow the incoming elected government through violent insurrection as a remedy for your personal political grievences listed above for the rest of us?
    I know you could start by paying up the bet you made for the 2016 elections, that you lost.

    Then you could pay the people you got to design your shit.

    Then you could go back and review Assliana's statement where she says that the Declaration of Independence is the Constitution. Then you may understand why I gave the reply that I did.

    P.S. There's only 2 genders.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain
    Then you could go back and review Assliana's statement where she says that the Declaration of Independence is the Constitution. Then you may understand why I gave the reply that I did.
    * Citation required. Best of luck with that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    "That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government." ~ The Constitution
    That's from the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution.

    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    Illegal wars, illegal wire taps of US citizens, Trillion dollar bailouts to corporations..............
    Both Democrats and Republicans have been doing that for decades. Both major parties are owned by the rich and the big corporations.
    I'm one of those few weirdos who doesn't use Lich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyulen View Post
    Both Democrats and Republicans have been doing that for decades. Both major parties are owned by the rich and the big corporations.
    He has trouble wrapping his head around the concept that the republicans do the same shit the democrats do.
    The idiot award goes to…

    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    The Constitution is not the Declaration of Independence. (I'm not at all surprised that you don't know this)
    An hour later:
    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    "That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government." ~ The Constitution

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyulen View Post
    That's from the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution.



    Both Democrats and Republicans have been doing that for decades. Both major parties are owned by the rich and the big corporations.
    I'm not the one that said the Declaration of Independence is the Constitution, that was Assliana............so I used her logic.

    Then quit bitching if you think voting Green party is going to change a fucking thing. Do we go another 40 years of "Oh I voted a party that isn't even allowed in the debates. I'm changing things!" And then burn down private business's and fight over skin color.


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    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solkern View Post
    He has trouble wrapping his head around the concept that the republicans do the same shit the democrats do.
    Don't fool yourself "But Republicans do it too!. Whaaaaa!"

    I have voted Democrat for at least 80% of my life.


    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius
    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

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