Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[~Rocktar~]

theE, is that you?



PS, it might be Keller or someone else that doesn't come around much, will correct if wrong.

[~Rocktar~]

Rioters Decline To Sign Colin Kaepernick
May 29th, 2020



MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Colin Kaepernick arrived at the Minneapolis riots last night, saying he was excited to be a part of the looting and violence.

Kaepernick tried out for the riots by throwing bricks into windows but missed every time. He was able to rush a Molotov cocktail into a Target window and then spike it on the ground, but then he caught fire. Finally, in a last-ditch effort to get selected for one of the riot squads, he filmed a workout video and sent it to various protester organizations but hadn't heard back as of publishing time.

"While we appreciate Kaepernick's enthusiasm, we need someone who can lob a Molotov cocktail accurately," said a representative for the rioters. "We wish him the best of luck in his future rioting career. We believe Kaepernick will land on his feet with another rioting organization. Maybe Chicago or Louisville will want him."

The former quarterback quickly blamed his failed rioting career on racism.

https://babylonbee.com/news/rioters-...lin-kaepernick

[Tgo01]

If you want a laugh be sure to watch this video:

https://twitter.com/MarkDice/status/...544549888?s=20

Yesterday she put out a video where she said the next time she hears someone say "All Lives Matter" she was going to stab that person and watch as they die.

People weren't too happy about it and apparently neither was her employer because they apparently fired her and now she's acting like the victim because she lost her job that she says she worked so hard for.

Yeah that's generally what happens when you literally threaten to stab people and plaster that shit all over the internet.

What a professional victim.

[~Rocktar~]

That was hysterical! Thanks for the laugh, after today's steady diet of whiny entitled twats, it hit the spot.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Fired from Deloitte. HAHAHAHA

[~Rocktar~]

But he didnn do nuffin

[Neveragain]

ACA-5 passed both Assembly and Senate. The California legislature has voted to strike these words from our state constitution: “The state shall not discriminate against, or grant preferential treatment to, any individual or group on the basis of race, sex, color, ethnicity, or national origin.” It will be put on November's ballot as proposition 16 of California.

California has decided they want to go full racist.

[Tgo01]

Colon Kaepernick July 4th, 2020: "We reject your celebration of white supremacy"

https://twitter.com/Kaepernick7/stat...318570497?s=20

Colon Kaepernick July 4th, 2011: "Happy 4th of july everyone I hope everyone has a blessed day"

https://twitter.com/Kaepernick7/stat...844981760?s=20

What a worthless piece of shit. Can't imagine why anyone thinks he's insincere and is just pushing this political shit for personal gain once everyone realized what a shitty quarterback he was.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

HE DOESN'T EVEN NFL. Why does anyone care what he says? Goddamn I hate virtue signalers. He's a has been multi millionaire telling us he's been downtrodden. DIAF.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]