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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    Does she really do that? (instagram workouts?) Man people put everything online today.
    Still better than Beto’s trip to the dentist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by audioserf View Post
    Tulsi will never drop out, she will continue to travel the country posting Instagram hotel workouts and collecting grift money from horny people
    You had me hyped for a second.

    But

    Holy shit, she is a bad ass.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    Yea, it really sucks how things went for Tulsi.

    I guess Democrats aren't ready to elect a strong woman into the Whitehouse.
    I think the point is to vote for the person who you think best represents your values and will do the best job. Whether the person is a man or a woman shouldn't matter at all.

    But of course many people don't work that way - silly me.

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    And now we have Cryin' Chuck Schumer threatening SCOTUS over the possibility that they will overturn shitty precedent from the past that has made bad law. Poor Chuck, struggling for attention and relevance, if ever there needed to be someone that got primaried out of office, it's him and his counterpart Crazy Pelosi. Chuck likely hasn't been this mad since Lincoln took away his slaves.

    Schumer to Kavanaugh and Gorsuch: ‘You Will Pay the Price’ – ‘Won’t Know What Hit You’ if You Make ‘Awful Decisions’

    During a speech about the abortion case before the Supreme Court on Wednesday, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) stated to Supreme Court Justices Neil Gorsuch and Brett Kavanaugh, “you have released the whirlwind and you will pay the price. You won’t know what hit you, if you go forward with these awful decisions.”

    Schumer said, “Now, we stand here today because behind me, inside the walls of this court, the Supreme Court is hearing arguments, as you know, for the first major abortion right cases since [Justice] Kavanaugh and [Justice] Gorsuch came to the bench. We know what’s at stake. Over the last three years, women’s reproductive rights have come under attack in a way we haven’t seen in modern history. From Louisiana, to Missouri, to Texas, Republican legislatures are waging a war on women, all women, and they’re taking away fundamental rights. I want to tell you, Gorsuch, I want to tell you, Kavanaugh, you have released the whirlwind and you will pay the price. You won’t know what hit you, if you go forward with these awful decisions.”
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    You remove a pair of oval ora-framed spectacles with pale grey lenses from in your ebon linen vest.

    You unfold the earpieces of your spectacles.

    You put on a pair of oval ora-framed spectacles with pale grey lenses.

    You think to yourself, "Deal with it."

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    Tlaib says she used to tell people this when she was in the state legislature:

    "Yo, yo, you know what, you’re so freakin’ obsessed with what I decide to do with my body, maybe you shouldn’t even want to have sex with me."

    She's got that right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Tlaib says she used to tell people this when she was in the state legislature:

    "Yo, yo, you know what, you’re so freakin’ obsessed with what I decide to do with my body, maybe you shouldn’t even want to have sex with me."

    She's got that right.
    No, only her brother is allowed to have sex with her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    No, only her brother is allowed to have sex with her.
    That's Ilhan Omar! Do all Muslims look alike to you?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    That's Ilhan Omar! Do all Muslims look alike to you?!?
    They all look the same through an ACOG.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    That's Ilhan Omar! Do all Muslims look alike to you?!?
    Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't recall Tlaib ever denying banging her brother. Until that happens, it's safe to assume her and Omar are both banging their respective brothers.
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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