Wu Tang Clan aint nothin' to fuck wit
Wu Tang Clan aint nothin' to fuck wit
Thank you.
That means a lot coming from you!
Two dulcimas raised to the degree of 40 halfdulcimas, divided into equal parts by the third of a cackle of grouse geese, put over the result of ten finemackels (albeit small finemackels), stretched over the total of fifty-three and an eighth bottles of wildebeast lard....yields a gilded minnow of precise measurements; two thousand sixty-nine centidrils by three million twenty-three punds (NOT punts, as might be expected). This is not to say, however any sense, whatsoever, that deviations in mean temperature of five or six dregs or so...indicate a fabrication or derivation sufficiently broad enough to exacerbate the conclusions uncovered, in due course, with regards to dimensions, consistency, mass or thickness inherent in the menial suckling grouse.
Damn, the pharmacy was packed for Christmas Eve, mang. The pharmacist tech was awesome and scanned my Red Bulls and other shit so I wouldn't have to go back to the regular isle, which was super packed too.
Also, ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
Originally Posted by AnticorOriginally Posted by Stanley Burrell
Sour kraut is underappreciated.
Sometimes I wonder if I'd like cottage cheese if I could get past the texture.
Maybe I'll try sometime.
I thought about creating a "Stuff you see that makes you think about the PC" thread, but realized the following would go just as well in here.
I couldn't help but think of Methais as I read a column tweeted from the Onion this morning:
SAN JOSE, CA—Reveling at the opportunity to respond to an online post with the quintessential short, silent video loop, local fucking idiot Greg Knott told reporters Thursday that he has the perfect GIF for that. “Oh, man, this is totally spot-on,” announced the knuckle-dragging dumbass whose very existence is a testament to the depths of human stupidity. Several reports indicated that the utter dipshit struggled not to drool on himself while scrolling through his archives of .gif files of Jonah Hill, Donald Glover, Larry David, Judge Judy, Kayode Ewumi, Donald Trump, Chuck Norris, Robert Redford, and others saved on his computer desktop before deeming the three-second looped reaction shot of Will Ferrell in Anchorman as the ideal contribution to the conversation. At press time, the slobbering moron reportedly muttered, “hell yeah, that’s a good one,” and basked in the fruits of his internet curating efforts, seemingly oblivious to the fact that 78 other total fucking halfwits had the exact same stupid-ass idea.
I’ve been drinking Boulevard Tank 7 and only just now realized one of them is like two normal beers.
http://www.usdebtclock.org/
Click the link above to see how much you owe the government.
"Well I tell you what, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black."
-Superracist, Joe Biden
“If you don’t believe in free speech for people who you disagree with, and even hate for what they stand for, then you don’t believe in free speech.”
-My favorite liberal