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Thread: Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koars Light View Post
    I never got what “Metal Gear” was referring to, always thought it was like the mission name.
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    This woman is a fucking champion.

    http://www.fox46charlotte.com/news/w...m-pringles-can

    WICHITA FALLS, Texas (FOX 46 CHARLOTTE) - A woman has been banned from Walmart after police said she rode around the parking lot in an electric cart for hours while drinking wine from a Pringles can.

    According to a Wichita Falls Times Record News report, the incident occurred outside a Walmart in Wichita Falls, Texas on Friday, Jan. 11.

    Officers were called to the store where a witness said the woman had been riding an electric cart for disabled shoppers around the parking lot for hours.

    The woman was also allegedly drinking wine from a Pringles chips can. Officers reportedly found her at a nearby restaurant and told her she was banned from that Walmart location.

    FOX 46 reporting on this story from Charlotte, North Carolina.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BriarFox View Post
    This woman is a fucking champion.

    http://www.fox46charlotte.com/news/w...m-pringles-can

    WICHITA FALLS, Texas (FOX 46 CHARLOTTE) - A woman has been banned from Walmart after police said she rode around the parking lot in an electric cart for hours while drinking wine from a Pringles can.

    According to a Wichita Falls Times Record News report, the incident occurred outside a Walmart in Wichita Falls, Texas on Friday, Jan. 11.

    Officers were called to the store where a witness said the woman had been riding an electric cart for disabled shoppers around the parking lot for hours.

    The woman was also allegedly drinking wine from a Pringles chips can. Officers reportedly found her at a nearby restaurant and told her she was banned from that Walmart location.

    FOX 46 reporting on this story from Charlotte, North Carolina.
    What is political about this? Was she named Bernie Sanders?
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    Oh, didn’t notice this was the political version. Let’s say she was drinking after an election.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BriarFox View Post
    Oh, didn’t notice this was the political version. Let’s say she was looking for a free ride because she's lazy.
    Fixed.
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    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Koars Light View Post
    I never got what “Metal Gear” was referring to, always thought it was like the mission name.
    Metal Gear refers to the bipedal weapons system. So now you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astray View Post
    Metal Gear refers to the bipedal weapons system. So now you know.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    Fun fact, Big Boss can physically stop a Metal Gear from crushing him using just his arms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Gear_(mecha)
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    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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