Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Wrathbringer]

He doesn't have to say it the same way. He was one upping Biden. That's all it was.

Trump saw his numbers tanking, and in his bigly brain he figured the best play was to...promise more than Biden.

You're retarded. They all say whatever it takes. Not just Trump. Your tds is showing. Fact is, the economy is booming, unemployment is at 60 year lows and taxes are lower across the board. You can't argue with results. Well, you can, but it just makes you look like a butthurt tard. #MAGA

[Gelston]

The only president with a lower approval rating than him at this time in their presidency was Carter. Add in his own polls showing him losing, and he's going to continue going off the rails. I hope not, but he's been bat shit crazy today with his fox news interview and his twitter feeds.

He has an 80%+ rating among Republicans. Polls are meaningless.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Perspective is everything.

[Methais]

I mean, some are good people.

How many good rapists do you know?

[Methais]

Perspective is everything.

[Alfster]

You're retarded. They all say whatever it takes. Not just Trump. Your tds is showing. Fact is, the economy is booming, unemployment is at 60 year lows and taxes are lower across the board. You can't argue with results. Well, you can, but it just makes you look like a butthurt tard. #MAGA

You're aware that I mocked Biden for the curing cancer commentary, right? They're equally retarded.

Let's just ignore the skyrocketing debt, the way we treat our allies, oversight, emoluments, etc.

[Gelston]

Apparently those pics of AOC crying at a fence? Yeah, that was a fence around an empty parking lot.

[audioserf]

I don't get anyone defending Biden as a Democrat. He's pretty much a Republican as it is, politically. He's a truly awful candidate. He's a gaffe machine to the point that his people are doing their best to hide him from TV and interviews. He has a very sketchy history in terms of his voting record and association with Nazis, and he can barely slap together a coherent sentence. He may have more brain spiders than Trump which is saying something. Someone needs to get their Pop Pop out of here. My dude thinks by virtue of having inhaled more Obama molecules than any other living human due to proximity for 8 years he deserves the nomination and Democrat votes on a platform of literally "Friends With Obama, Let's Go Back To Normal". There is no back to normal and, hopefully, there will be no Joe Biden nomination.

[Methais]

Too lazy to find the non-political thread. And invisible husband being white makes it political because white people.

[Tgo01]

It's true. I've never seen my shadow