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Thread: Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Which is a good thing. Employment helps to get people off that sort of thing, otherwise they'd be unemployed and on the streets.
    Except for the ones who spend their paychecks on meth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Except for the ones who spend their paychecks on meth.
    Some do, but a lot of homeless people get addicted to drugs because being homeless is so fucking boring. Once they have a job, a home, etc, it helps them stay clean when they get clean.
    Last edited by Gelston; 03-02-2019 at 06:05 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Some do, but a lot of homeless people get addicted to drugs because being homeless is so fucking boring. Once they have a job, a home, etc, it helps them stay clean when they get clean.
    Plus you can make meth in your home.

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    The end is priceless.


    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius
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    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post


    The end is priceless.
    I lol'd for real.
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    A school in the UK had to stop their LGBT lessons after Muslim parents objected and withdrew their kids from the school. The LGBT lessons were a way to combat "homophobia" but Muslim parents saw it as indoctrination.

    It's pretty amazing isn't it? Conservatives and Christians raise similar arguments about this type of shit and they are mocked as homophobic and threatened with physical violence.

    Muslims raise the exact same concerns and the school backs down.

    Silly homosexuals, don't you realize you rank WAY lower on the victim scale than Muslims?

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    In b4 UK school suicide bombing. Because guns are illegal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    In b4 UK school suicide bombing. Because guns are illegal.
    The British police also confiscate knives. Kitchen knives.

    You can also be arrested for things you say on the internet.
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    More like acid attacks.
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    The British police also confiscate knives. Kitchen knives.

    You can also be arrested for things you say on the internet.
    How do people eat steak?
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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