Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

Came across this thread that was started by Androidpk on 7-21-16 and last edited by him on 8-8-18 to read:



I wonder if time4fun was going through his old posts and didn't like this one so ordered him to delete it? I'm actually willing to bet Androidpk is such a dumbass he figured if he deleted the first post of a thread he started it would delete the whole thread, when that didn't work he just edited the first post.

This post seems to have quoted it.



Poor pk, he just can’t stop failing at literally everything.

[Tgo01]

Poor pk, he just can’t stop failing at literally everything.

Apparently not, another post from him a few pages down in that thread:

I'll take Trump and his Russian connections any day over Hillary and her Saudi/Wahhabism connections.

Apparently Androidpk missed this when he was busy scrubbing posts.

2016 model of Androidpk: "I"ll take Trump and his Russian connections any day over Hillary."
2019 model of Androidpk: "RUSSIAN COLLUSION! IMPEACH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!!!!!"

If this doesn't just prove what a two faced piece of shit he is then I don't know what will.

I really want to find THE POST. The post where everything changed for Androidpk. Like the post before THE POST is Androidpk calling Hillary and far leftists like time4fun the worst people in the world, then every post after THE POST is him bashing Trump and Republicans nonstop and sleeping on time4fun's couch.

I really wonder what THE POST is. What could it contain? What are the implications? Was Androidpk being blackmailed to selling his soul to time4fun? Or did he do it willingly? The world may never know.

[Methais]

Apparently not, another post from him a few pages down in that thread:



Apparently Androidpk missed this when he was busy scrubbing posts.

2016 model of Androidpk: "I"ll take Trump and his Russian connections any day over Hillary."
2019 model of Androidpk: "RUSSIAN COLLUSION! IMPEACH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!!!!!"

If this doesn't just prove what a two faced piece of shit he is then I don't know what will.

I really want to find THE POST. The post where everything changed for Androidpk. Like the post before THE POST is Androidpk calling Hillary and far leftists like time4fun the worst people in the world, then every post after THE POST is him bashing Trump and Republicans nonstop and sleeping on time4fun's couch.

I really wonder what THE POST is. What could it contain? What are the implications? Was Androidpk being blackmailed to selling his soul to time4fun? Or did he do it willingly? The world may never know.

It started with a PM that went something like “Can I crash on your couch?”

It also wasn’t this post:

I'm not saying Russia doesn't concern me, they do. I'm just far more concerned about another Clinton presidency, especially after the revelations of Servergate/Clinton Foundation/DNC corruption than Russia meddling by exposing the people behind the curtains. If that means having Trump as POTUS for 4 or 8 years then so be it.

[Methais]

Here’s another gem

Anyone calling Hillary a criminal... have you even stopped to think about Trump's past?

For a second?

Seems pretty fucking peachy compared to Hillary.

Hillary is the obvious choice for who is the most qualified. Trump isn't qualified. I wouldn't vote him president of a high school senior class.

Hillary bothers me for obvious reasons; Benghazi, emails, obama-care, her voice....

Probably vote Gary Johnson and say fuck it.

Come closer so I can kick you in the teeth.

[Tgo01]

I really want to find THE POST. The post where everything changed for Androidpk. Like the post before THE POST is Androidpk calling Hillary and far leftists like time4fun the worst people in the world, then every post after THE POST is him bashing Trump and Republicans nonstop and sleeping on time4fun's couch.

I really wonder what THE POST is. What could it contain? What are the implications? Was Androidpk being blackmailed to selling his soul to time4fun? Or did he do it willingly? The world may never know.

Holy shit! I found it! I really found it!

Look at these posts leading up to THE POST.

This one on 7-20-2017:

Jesus how many Trump threads do you need? Your obsession is growing out of control.

This was a direct response to time4fun who created the thread Androidpk was referring to.

His next post on 8-5-2017:

It's been pointed out to him/her numerous times that Dems take foreign money but she doesn't care. It only matters when Trump does it.

Again a direct reply to time4fun with Androidpk pointing out she doesn't care about Democrats accepting foreign money, only when Trump does it.

His next post on 8-9-2017:

I was surprised too.

This one doesn't prove much either way, it's just Androidpk being surprised he agreed with a post from Ashliana. But it shows he hadn't quite joined the far left of the board yet, at least not openly.

Now here is his next post after THE POST on 8-11-2017:

the only reason why I bring up Hillary these days is to point out the extreme hypocrisy of some of the people who post here

And his next two posts on 8-13-2017:

Bannon should have been fired on day 1.

Yes but Bannon is the biggest (asides from Trump) shit stain in the WH

And his next post on 8-16-2017:

For someone that claims to be an amazing businessman this must be rather humiliating for him. Insiders are saying Trump has been in a rage all day

As far as I can tell his transformation is complete before this point because he is fully in Trump Derangement Syndrome mode 24/7 from this point on.

So what was THE POST? As far as I can tell it was the following two posts in the same thread, both taking place on 8-10-2017:

You're insinuating that Trump has an IQ above 2.

Did the Berlin Wall stop people from crossing? Nope, and that shit was guarded by machine gun nests, mines, dogs, etc. A wall wouldn't do shit to stop illegal immigration.

Which took place in the "FBI conducted predawn raid of former Trump campaign chairman Manafort’s home" thread. The second post is him arguing with me about the wall.

This is legit THE POST. The post where Androidpk officially sold his soul to time4fun for a couch to sleep on.

Can anyone think of anything of note that happened on 8-10-2017 that would cause Androidpk to fall off the deep end like this? Or did Trump's talk about the wall and Manafort's office being raided just fry his brain for some reason?

[Gelston]

Holy shit! I found it! I really found it!

Look at these posts leading up to THE POST.

This one on 7-20-2017:



This was a direct response to time4fun who created the thread Androidpk was referring to.

His next post on 8-5-2017:



Again a direct reply to time4fun with Androidpk pointing out she doesn't care about Democrats accepting foreign money, only when Trump does it.

His next post on 8-9-2017:



This one doesn't prove much either way, it's just Androidpk being surprised he agreed with a post from Ashliana. But it shows he hadn't quite joined the far left of the board yet, at least not openly.

Now here is his next post after THE POST on 8-11-2017:



And his next two posts on 8-13-2017:





And his next post on 8-16-2017:



As far as I can tell his transformation is complete before this point because he is fully in Trump Derangement Syndrome mode 24/7 from this point on.

So what was THE POST? As far as I can tell it was the following two posts in the same thread, both taking place on 8-10-2017:





Which took place in the "FBI conducted predawn raid of former Trump campaign chairman Manafort’s home" thread. The second post is him arguing with me about the wall.

This is legit THE POST. The post where Androidpk officially sold his soul to time4fun for a couch to sleep on.

Can anyone think of anything of note that happened on 8-10-2017 that would cause Androidpk to fall off the deep end like this? Or did Trump's talk about the wall and Manafort's office being raided just fry his brain for some reason?

It is because Trump appointed Sessions and Sessions wasn't pot friendly. Pk is a single issue voter.

[Tgo01]

It is because Trump appointed Sessions and Sessions wasn't pot friendly. Pk is a single issue voter.

But Sessions was attorney general in February of 2017. Did he make an official announcement around 8-10-2017 coming out against marijuana? Would be hilarious if this were the case.

[Gelston]

But Sessions was attorney general in February of 2017. Did he make an official announcement around 8-10-2017 coming out against marijuana? Would be hilarious if this were the case.

Sessions started moving against marijuana in May though, with a letter that didn't release until June.

[Wrathbringer]

I think hemorrhoidpk has posted enough retardation to become the #1 Contender. He deserves a title shot.

[Astray]

It is because Trump appointed Sessions and Sessions wasn't pot friendly.

Lmao