Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

[Parkbandit]

I've only ever done brisket, ribs, and sausages. I've been planning to make some jerky and I've read up on smoking cheeses.

Turkey and chicken come out amazing.

[Parkbandit]

No one said anything about educated or qualified, but they are our constitutients and they probably are easier to talk to when you don't open chats with "FUCK YOU FUCKERS" and variations thereof.

Also you really think starting businesses and growing families from absolutely nothing is not impressive?

You've had the *honor* of working for "actual policymakers", I work with actual people who spend day in and day out creating things and serving the country. Maybe your policy makers aren't fucking around but it sure looks like they are. We report our time in increments of a few minutes at a time. I don't care if they stay up late reading shit, what do they stay up late DOING?

Don't give McGyver any attention. He's literally the dumbest troll we've ever had on these forums and we've had a great deal of them.

[Gelston]

Turkey and chicken come out amazing.

Oh, yeah, I've done chicken before too.

[Androidpk]

[Parkbandit]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/l...124-story.html

A boy trapped in a man's body.

[Gompers]

THEY ARE TRYING TO DISTRACT YOU GUYZ (He then abruptly went on to show a clip of a high speed police chase in Arizona)

[Androidpk]

Dude, that keeps happening over and over with the Trumptards. First they scream fake news, then when it's confirmed to be actually true they deflect. Fox News is literally eating Trump's shit and asking for seconds.

[Methais]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/l...124-story.html

A boy trapped in a man's body.

How dare you imply what he can and can't identify as, bigot. Reported to the bigot police enjoy getting backtraced.

[Taernath]

Fox News is literally eating Trump's shit and asking for seconds.

Literally?