Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[cwolff]

This shit is surreal.

The counselor to the president blamed the resistance to Trump’s agenda for the failure of Congress to get things done. Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell, in his announcement that he would delay the start of the Senate’s upcoming recess by two weeks, also pointed at the Democrats. He said in a statement that the extra time was needed “in order to provide more time to complete action on important legislative items and process nominees that have been stalled by a lack of cooperation from our friends across the aisle.”

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This shit is surreal.

They hold all three branches, can't get shit done, and blame someone else. Typical.

[cwolff]

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/885332582023516160

This is gonna be a little slice of photoshop heaven.

[drauz]

Got this e-mail today. Rex Tillerson is using a gmail account to conduct official business!!


U.S Department of State
2201 C Street NW
Washington, DC 20520.
E-mail: departmentofstate202@gmail.com
Your ATM Visa Card Will Be Shipped Through USPS To Your Address I am Mr. Rex W. Tillerson, United States Secretary of State by profession. This is to inform you officially that after our investigations with the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and other Security Agencies in the Country for the year ended 2016 and 2017, we discovered that you have not receive your fund.
I have made it my first point of call since taking office to settle all Outstanding Payments accrued to Individuals or Corporations with respect to local and overseas contract payment, Debt Rescheduling and Outstanding Compensation payment.
This is to make sure all Outstanding payments are settled beginning of this fiscal year 2017. On Behalf of the entire staff of the U.S. Department of State and the United Nations in collaboration with World Bank, we apologize for the delay of your contract payment, Winning or Inheritance funds from most of African Countries and all the inconveniences you encountered while pursuing this payment.
However, from the records of outstanding beneficiaries due for payment with the U.S Secretary of State, your name was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding payment who has not yet received their payments.
Note that from the record in my file, your outstanding contract payment is $1,850,000.00 USD (One Million, Eight Hundred And Fifty Thousand United States Dollars) loaded in an ATM Visa Card that allows you to make a daily maximum withdrawal limit of $5,000 Five Thousand Dollars) YOUR ATM PIN CODE ( 7250 ).
I have your file here in my office and it says that you are yet to receive your fund valued at $1,850,000.00 USD (One Million, Eight Hundred And Fifty Thousand United States Dollars). This Funds will now be delivered to your designated address or your preferred payment option.
We have perfected all modules on how to bring this fund to your house without any problem, but be aware that United Nations and the United States Government has only authorised my office to release the Sum of $1,850,000.00 USD to you as true beneficiary of the Fund.
Note that your loaded ATM Visa Card will be mailed to you through Priority Mail Express (USPS) to your designated address immediately you admit full compliance to this email. You are advised to kindly reply this email with the below details enclosed to help ensure safe mailing of your ATM Visa Card:
Your Full Name:
Your Contact House Address:
Name of City of Residence:
Country of Residence:
Direct Mobile Telephone Number:
ID Card, DL or Passport Copy:
Age and Occupation:
NOTE: Every documentation proof for your fund have been packaged and seal to be mailed together with your Visa Card to your address. Therefore, the only obligation required of you by the laws of the Government of United States and the financial Monetary Policy of the Supreme Court, states that; you as a beneficiary must officially obtain the irrevocable LEGAL STAY OF PROCEED from the Supreme Court of USA, as a means to justify the legitimacy, transparency and clean bill of funds from USA so that by the time your funds gets to you, no authority will question the funds as it has been legally certified free from all financial Malpractices and facets. The LEGAL STAY OF PROCEED is valued at a cost of just ( $320) The fee payment can be made through Western union or Money Gram Money Transfer here in the USA:
As soon as the above mentioned $320 is received, The LEGAL STAY OF PROCEED will be secured on your behalf immediately. I need all the compliance that I can get from you to ensure we get this project accomplished. Personally, I am very sorry for the delay you have gone through in the past years. Thanks for adhering to this instructions which are meant for your sole benefit, once again accept my congratulations in advance.
Thanks for your cooperation as your quick response to this email notice with adherence to the above instructions is highly anticipated.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Rex W. Tillerson.
CALL: +1-4242-508-766
Email ( departmentofstate202@gmail.com )

[cwolff]

That was so good of him to reach out. LMAO. They sure put some work into this scam. The email looks great.

[Methais]

They hold all three branches, can't get shit done, and blame someone else. Typical.

Remember when Obama had a supermajority for 2 years and the left still blamed republicans for obstructing?

[cwolff]

Remember when Obama had a supermajority for 2 years and the left still blamed republicans for obstructing?

LMAO nice try dingbat.

[cwolff]

Trumps attorney threatened a dude who emailed him after seeing a Rachel Maddow show. Issues of alcoholism have come up. Here is his defense:

Since the story was published, his spokesman issued a statement disputing several parts of the story: “Marc Kasowitz has not struggled with alcoholism,” Sitrick wrote. “He has not come into the office intoxicated, attorneys have not had to go across the street to the restaurant during the workday to consult Kasowitz on work matters.”

hahahaha. WTF I love the denial that he fucks off in a restaurant across the street.

https://www.propublica.org/article/m...-emails-maddow

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Trumps attorney threatened a dude who emailed him after seeing a Rachel Maddow show. Issues of alcoholism have come up. Here is his defense:



hahahaha. WTF I love the denial that he fucks off in a restaurant across the street.

https://www.propublica.org/article/m...-emails-maddow

I didn't watch it because I can't stand Rachel Maddow at all, but are you saying the left is now disparaging a person with a medical problem? Those fucking vicious bastards! Attacking a person who suffers from a deadly addiction. Where is the compassion!

[cwolff]

Yeah obviously you missed it cuz there's no link to a f****** video. And this is not about Rachel Maddow