Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Ker_Thwap]

AFTER BEING VIOLATED IN THE BUM BY MY DOCTOR, IVE BEEN TOLD I MIGHT BE GLUTEN OR DAIRY INTOLERANT. THE NEXT SIX WEEKS ELIMINATE DAIRY, AND THEN GLUTEN.

FUCK
THIS
SHIT

CHEESE IS THE BEST SUBSTANCE ON THE PLANET. I WANNA CRY.

SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY ME A DRINK BEFORE PROBING MY BUTT

Get a new doctor. Celiac disease is the only gluten intolerance, diagnosis is confirmed by a simple blood test. Stopping gluten intake before the blood test can screw up the blood test.

The test for lactose intolerance is equally easy. Fast, drink a lactose liquid, blood tests. Done.

If your doctor is promoting that you just stop eating random foods, then that's the laziest possible way to keep you coming back for more and more appointments so she can stick her finger in your wallet and your butt.

[Whirlin]

If your doctor is promoting that you just stop eating random foods, then that's the laziest possible way to keep you coming back for more and more appointments so she can stick her finger in your wallet and your butt.

We found Jeril's calling.

[elcidcannon]

AFTER BEING VIOLATED IN THE BUM BY MY DOCTOR, IVE BEEN TOLD I MIGHT BE GLUTEN OR DAIRY INTOLERANT. THE NEXT SIX WEEKS ELIMINATE DAIRY, AND THEN GLUTEN.

FUCK
THIS
SHIT

CHEESE IS THE BEST SUBSTANCE ON THE PLANET. I WANNA CRY.

SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY ME A DRINK BEFORE PROBING MY BUTT

pics or it didn't happen

[Gnome Rage]

......I cannot imagine the horror you are now going through. I'd rather deal with the issues of tummy flux, than not be able to eat cheese. Pizza? Macaroni and cheese? String cheese? Those little buble fucking things in the red circles that are AWESOME!?

Cheese makes the world go around.

The first wheel was made of cheese. True story. There's no evidence because they were so amazed at the edible properties of the wheel, that they consumed it, ran out of cheese, and then had to make do with a wheel made of rock. Poor cavemen.

I AM NOT EVEN IN PAIN.

I JUST POOP TOO MUCH APPARENTLY.

IF YOU POOP MORE THAN TWICE A DAY SOMETHING IS WRONG APPARENTLY.

:|
It isn't fair, I love cheese. I love wheat. I love all things good and beautiful in this world and those are it!

Get a new doctor. Celiac disease is the only gluten intolerance, diagnosis is confirmed by a simple blood test. Stopping gluten intake before the blood test can screw up the blood test.

The test for lactose intolerance is equally easy. Fast, drink a lactose liquid, blood tests. Done.

If your doctor is promoting that you just stop eating random foods, then that's the laziest possible way to keep you coming back for more and more appointments so she can stick her finger in your wallet and your butt.

Not my wallet, maybe our country's wallet...

I'm on low income insurance, I don't even pay for my insurance and all my appointments and tests and stuff are covered. But, you can only go to specific places with it. She is one of the few that take it in this area. The insurance dictates what doctor you see, so I can't even see someone else within the same practice without it being okayed by my insurance.

I've looked up celiac extensively because gluten sensitive people PISS ME THE FUCK OFF. I DO NOT WANT TO BE ONE.

[JackWhisper]

pics or it didn't happen

Look at your avatar for visual confirmation.

[Gnome Rage]

On an even sadder, much more serious note. Just got word that my brother had to put his cat down, moments ago.

I took care of her for two years, and recently returned her to him (maybe 7 months ago?). She was super old, and we all knew she was going to go sooner or later but today was the day. He's clearly really upset about it. Just like my cat, he has had her since he was a kid... probably 6 years old?

So heartwrenching.

[saturn101]

IF YOU POOP MORE THAN TWICE A DAY SOMETHING IS WRONG APPARENTLY.

Pooping once-twice a day sounds like hell.

[Allereli]

AFTER BEING VIOLATED IN THE BUM BY MY DOCTOR, IVE BEEN TOLD I MIGHT BE GLUTEN OR DAIRY INTOLERANT. THE NEXT SIX WEEKS ELIMINATE DAIRY, AND THEN GLUTEN.

FUCK
THIS
SHIT

CHEESE IS THE BEST SUBSTANCE ON THE PLANET. I WANNA CRY.

SHE DIDNT EVEN BUY ME A DRINK BEFORE PROBING MY BUTT

welcome to my world. luckily I don't have to avoid gluten. The dairy is a bitch. Did she put you on any meds?

highly recommend cashew milk over almond, coconut or soy.

http://us.daiyafoods.com/ Daiya cheese is really good. There are other cheese alternatives that work, too. I've been making lasagna lately

http://amzn.com/B0001A0ZHM This too for Parmesan. both are sold at Whole Foods.

feel free to PM, it's only been 2 years for me, so I feel your agony.

eta: http://amzn.com/B007SRW2Z4 gluten/dairy free pancake mix. another whole foods find, add the honey or use agave, it's not optional if you want it to be good.

http://earthbalancenatural.com/ "butter"

[elcidcannon]

Look at your avatar for visual confirmation.

LOL i didn't realize Gnome Rage was a cat! That works out perfectly haha

[Kembal]

Ouch. However, the world may not be over for you yet. I'm gluten-sensitive and lactose-intolerant. (and yes, there's a difference between celiac and gluten sensitivity)

First, get the gluten sensitivity confirmed by blood test. Gluten sensitivity tests can be done by most labs, or you can get a full blown ALCAT test done. No reason to eliminate it for six weeks if you don't show up as sensitive. (that's how I found out I was gluten-sensitive, because I refused to believe my doctor otherwise. And yes, it made a major difference in my life when I went off gluten. No insomnia, able to gain weight now. It manifests in different ways for different people.) Just remember one thing that most people forget: soy has gluten as well. You can't eat tofu.

Second, confirm whether she thinks its lactose intolerance or a straight up dairy allergy. I suspect it's the former. If that's the case, I have very good news for you: most cheese has the lactose cured out already. I eat cheese all the time and don't have any issues. That said, I can't eat milk chocolate any more. (white or dark chocolate works just fine) I can't have yogurt either.

Life's not over for you yet.

Edit: I drink almond milk. I haven't tried cashew milk, though I wonder if there would be cholesterol issues with it. (that's why I don't eat cashews, for the most part)