So I wanna get a big kid job

[Whirlin]

I laughed after I clicked Liagala's link, then kept scrolling down, and it was genuinely Bob totally skeetskeeting about how awesome sitting next to Gnome was.

Gnome, we need a ruling. Is your pussy, in fact, the Bermuda Triangle? Because motherfuckers want to disappear into that bitch. I'm just saying.

If that link doesn't work... it's cause I had to manually transcribe it

[Gelston]

Sigh. And add another. Belnia isn't that well known to me, but I know Belnia *IS* well known. And yes, I figured it was a woman. Jesus, this gets worse and worse.

Did you know every female on the PC is a dude?

[Astray]

Sigh. And add another. Belnia isn't that well known to me, but I know Belnia *IS* well known. And yes, I figured it was a woman. Jesus, this gets worse and worse.

Finding out that pretend boobs are moobs is devastating, ain't it?

[JackWhisper]

If that link doesn't work... it's cause I had to manually transcribe it

Doesn't help I have no filter. Most everything I say is questionable.

[Geijon Khyree]

He posted something in the boob thread that was, "You can use my dick as a dildo." and GR responds with "I thought you didn't like me."

[Liagala]

Did you know every female on the PC is a dude?

Beerzombie disagrees with you.

[JackWhisper]

Finding out that pretend boobs are moobs is devastating, ain't it?

Nah, I don't care in the regard of chasing them down for sexytime or whatever. I just get eeked out because I'm quite polite to most women in game, and I'm very casual with most men. When I act polite to men, I get a resoundingly negative reaction the majority of the time.

I am unsure if this makes sense to you, but yeah. It does, to me. In my head.

[Bobmuhthol]

You will now argue that wanting to sleep with her, and expressing said desire publicly and frequently, does not constitute attempting to sleep with her. Technically true, but we all know better. I have no desire to comb through more google search results to find other instances of similar comments, but they exist. Everyone who was around then will remember it. You wanted her, you didn't get her, it pissed you off. These things happen. There's really no need to go all moral high ground on an issue that has happened to just about everyone at some point in their lives.

I don't try to get with women by announcing it to internet forums. I'm not invoking semantics here. Maybe it was only entertaining to me at the time, and I haven't looked at your link yet but it's probably not very entertaining to me anymore. I'll admit that my public face here was very different from how I am in person, and it's largely because I distanced myself from here a long time ago and focused on more important things in my life. Anything I posted didn't change reality. But I can honestly say that I was not actually pursuing GR.

[JackWhisper]

He posted something in the boob thread that was, "You can use my dick as a dildo." and GR responds with "I thought you didn't like me."

FIND THIS!

[Thondalar]

And what the FUCK is it with people in Gemstone being so god damned well known, and then me finding out this person is a GUY?! The Nalfein Kitten - took me YEARS to find out it was a guy. CLEARLY that self-bestowed title screams woman. Briarfox - ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS A CHICK. AM I WRONG THAT THE NAME IS FEMININE?! WHAT GUY EMULATES A FOX?! *Disclaimer - This name was created well before that stupid What Would The Fox Say song. Fuck that shit.

I'm with you on the Nalfein Kitten part, but I always assumed BriarFox was a play on Br'er Fox from the old folk tales.