Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Allereli]

Accidental dairy exposure?

of course

[Androidpk]

One of my cats loves water. I turn on the bathtub and that fat fucker stands under the faucet and gives himself a shower.

[Androidpk]

of course

Deja vu

[Allereli]

Deja vu

I have a psycho stalker. I delete his reps

[Tgo01]

While I was asleep next to my Ferrari guy, had a strangely satisfying dream that my Cesna guy took sleeping nudes of me which he then showed his brother, a man who is not interesting enough that he might fit into my planes, trains and automobiles theme but plays a mean golf game nonetheless. I woke up disoriented, craving the smell of golf grass and loathing airplanes. Sorry for the Hemingway sentences, Malbec is to blame. Hallo wie gehts, PC my favorite confessor. Slava Kurdistana and Peace in the Middle East. Hao ne? Xianzai shuijiao.

Well there's a blast from the past.

I have a psycho stalker. I delete his reps

Was it the shart repper? Kind of an easy one when talking about lactose intolerance.

[Allereli]

Was it the shart repper? Kind of an easy one when talking about lactose intolerance.

I said psycho, not retarded.

[Androidpk]

I have a psycho stalker. I delete his reps

For a second I thought I was suffering from psychosis.

[Androidpk]

While I was asleep next to my Ferrari guy, had a strangely satisfying dream that my Cesna guy took sleeping nudes of me which he then showed his brother, a man who is not interesting enough that he might fit into my planes, trains and automobiles theme but plays a mean golf game nonetheless. I woke up disoriented, craving the smell of golf grass and loathing airplanes. Sorry for the Hemingway sentences, Malbec is to blame. Hallo wie gehts, PC my favorite confessor. Slava Kurdistana and Peace in the Middle East. Hao ne? Xianzai shuijiao.

You suck.

[Fallen]

Hey Rojo. Longtime no see.

[Androidpk]

Yeah.

So where in the world is Carmen Rojodojo?