Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Gnome Rage]

Any kind of cig is tasty when drunk.

Spirits take WAY too fucking long to smoke for me. It is waaaaay too much, and I smoke fucking 100s. They always make my head hurt and make me feel sick. About the only time I like them is when I'm drunk, because I'm fucking talking and I forget to smoke the thing.

I've found the most absent minded people smoke spirits, and they smoke without conviction! They are so lazy and wasteful about it.

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IT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS. Give yourself cancer PROPERLY damnit.