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    Quote Originally Posted by Ker_Thwap View Post
    The moral of the first one is: DON'T FUCK WITH SOMEONE'S GOLF GAME.
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    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    My buddy got me 2 bottles of hot sauce, cause I complain about the hot sauce in the store not being hot enough. One is called "One Fuckin Drop At A Time" and one is called "Reaper". The first is habanero and scotch bonnet peppers, and the Reaper is made with Bhut Jolokia and Carolina Reaper peppers. I was surprised at how good the Reaper sauce is. You gotta be careful, but I think it has a great flavor.
    Always taking back the things I say and do
    Never meant to hurt anybody but some things inside just wont play it cool
    I wouldnt mind beating all of you black and blue
    So if you want me, Ill be in the corner holding back what i really think of you
    Before I go, theres just one last thing I wanted to say...
    Fuck You Anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anticor
    If you and Jar Jar Binks had a child it would rule the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell
    Wikka wikka my nikka yo yo yo yo: CHECK IT. Tha thang in the thang and bedump bedump da BEBANG knowwhatIsayin?!

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    I bet this dude is the happiest Seahawks fan on the planet right now.


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    I would ride the fuck out of one of these. Battery powered wakeboard.

    http://www.radinn.com/wakejet-cruise

    Last edited by Androidpk; 12-25-2014 at 07:45 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    I bet this dude is the happiest Seahawks fan on the planet right now.

    He's the best dad ever. He waited patiently for the kid to finally open the box and then he let the kid hold it right after taking it out of the box. My husband wouldn't have let ME touch it let alone a kid.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    He's the best dad ever. He waited patiently for the kid to finally open the box and then he let the kid hold it right after taking it out of the box. My husband wouldn't have let ME touch it let alone a kid.
    Would your husband let the dog smell it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    Would your husband let the dog smell it?
    Not a chance. He does love his sports.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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