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    We used to get mountain lion calls on Carson. "Some lady says she saw a mountain lion in her backyard, we need you to go over and check. Animal Control isn't working today."
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    We used to get mountain lion calls on Carson. "Some lady says she saw a mountain lion in her backyard, we need you to go over and check. Animal Control isn't working today."
    I am sure we had them at Pendleton, but it was mostly coyotes being noisy all night.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    20 tops. He prefers stocky. Or jacked.
    I guess that's probably about right. Hahaha. "big boned"
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    You just got Kong'd.

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    Did you guys sublet a cat?
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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    Found out yesterday that the wedding we are attending on Saturday is a full mass, with all the sitting and standing and amen-ing.

    Churches make me feel oppressed. I'M GOING TO HAVE BARE SHOULDERS MAN. Stick it to 'em.
    :P
    I got that job, by the way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    Did you guys sublet a cat?
    Who doesn't sublet cats?

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    I wish my sublet had come with a cat, instead it came with a homeless man under the porch. Fucking Willimantic.
    I got that job, by the way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnome Rage View Post
    Found out yesterday that the wedding we are attending on Saturday is a full mass, with all the sitting and standing and amen-ing.

    Churches make me feel oppressed. I'M GOING TO HAVE BARE SHOULDERS MAN. Stick it to 'em.
    :P
    To whom? Ladies love cool Jesus. The Pope can't see you, it's Saturday. I think you're going to overheat with bare shoulders and windmilling your arms all the time, imo you better cover up. No sense getting all sweaty.
    Hasta pronto, porque la vida no termina aqui...
    America, stop pushing. I know what I'm doing.

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    Does anyone want to sublet a monster?

    Aww, who am I kidding. I love that little asshole. I'd be so sad without him here to chase me around all excitedly any time I move to a standing position, and wait for me at the door every single time I come home.
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    You just got Kong'd.

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    http://notalwaysright.com/this-is-wh...-part-30/36914

    This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 32
    Law Firm | CA, USA | Extra Stupid, Money
    Me: “[Client], your bankruptcy has been discharged. Please come by the office to pick up the final paperwork.”
    Client: “So all my debt is gone?”
    Me: “Correct, sir.”
    Client: “So, how long before I can get more credit cards?”
    Endemic lack of personal self-responsibility...

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