We used to get mountain lion calls on Carson. "Some lady says she saw a mountain lion in her backyard, we need you to go over and check. Animal Control isn't working today."
We used to get mountain lion calls on Carson. "Some lady says she saw a mountain lion in her backyard, we need you to go over and check. Animal Control isn't working today."
You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.
Did you guys sublet a cat?
You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.
Found out yesterday that the wedding we are attending on Saturday is a full mass, with all the sitting and standing and amen-ing.
Churches make me feel oppressed. I'M GOING TO HAVE BARE SHOULDERS MAN. Stick it to 'em.
:P
I got that job, by the way
I wish my sublet had come with a cat, instead it came with a homeless man under the porch. Fucking Willimantic.
I got that job, by the way
Hasta pronto, porque la vida no termina aqui...
America, stop pushing. I know what I'm doing.
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Endemic lack of personal self-responsibility...This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 32
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Me: “[Client], your bankruptcy has been discharged. Please come by the office to pick up the final paperwork.”
Client: “So all my debt is gone?”
Me: “Correct, sir.”
Client: “So, how long before I can get more credit cards?”