Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[RichardCranium]

Resist! The scripters will oppress you! Or if you're a scripter, they'll try to oppress you! Fuck it all.

Fuck it, I'm doing it.

[Jeril]

Fuck it, I'm doing it.

I heard if you re-up that Tisket sends you cookies.

[DCSL]

I heard that if you don't re-subscribe, Solomon will personally send you a picture of his junk. So... re-subscribe today!

[DCSL]

Oo, I thought of some more.

I heard that if you re-up, you get a free hour in Khaladon's sex dungeon.

I heard that if you re-up right now, your account will be put on a special afk-scripting-allowed mode.

If you DON'T re-up now, Andraste will find your house and eat your dog.

If you re-up now, you get a free coraesine butt-plug. UNATTUNED.

If you DON'T re-up now, your city will enact anti-breed legislation ONLY against adorable puppies.

If you re-up, one character of your choice on your account will get a one time only race change to Ithzir.

If you DON'T re-up, Simutronics will give your last known address to Ratolin and his wrecking balls.

If you DON'T re-up, Anticor's wiener dogs will crawl down your pants.

If you re-up now, Anticor's wiener dogs will crawl down your pants.

[Latrinsorm]

A+.

But everyone knows the best butt plugs are gornar. I quote: "Gornar has a tendency to vibrate". QED.

[DCSL]

But with coraesine, you could blow it up your ass!

[subzero]

A+.

But everyone knows the best butt plugs are gornar. I quote: "Gornar has a tendency to vibrate". QED.

With a light touch of zorchar for some extra tingle?

[Latrinsorm]

But with coraesine, you could blow it up your ass!

<--delicate flower

With a light touch of zorchar for some extra tingle?

Don't make me repeat myself, mummy ninja guy... thing.

[Jeril]

If you DON'T re-up, Anticor's wiener dogs will crawl down your pants.

If you re-up now, Anticor's wiener dogs will crawl down your pants.

What if I am not wearing any pants?

[Taernath]

You all seem to have put a lot of thought into which GS materials bring the most sexual pleasure (and terror).