Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[diethx]

I learned today at the dentist that I could have had the gas, even though I drove myself. It's apparently unlike the valium, which is what they were talking about when they said I had to have someone drive me. Unfortunately, someone was already in the gas chair, so I had to do without. Still, it went well. My hygienist is awesome and gentle and comforting, so even though I was so nervous I was sweating, she caused me no pain whatsoever, and I even let her shape one of my front teeth (it had a slightly squared edge as opposed to the rounded edges of my other teeth). It took literally a minute and it looks awesome.

I am still so glad I don't have to go back until October...

[Latrinsorm]

Go to a real fucking doctor, ffs.

My favorite campus doctor story comes from a friend of mine. He had a certain set of symptoms on a certain area of his body, and the doctor said they would run some tests but he figured it was herpes or syphilis. Doctor later sends him an email: "Tests came back, it's just as I thought." END OF FILE.

[diethx]

Spilled hot soup over my left hand, burning the fuck out of it. I cannot wait until my shower tonight.

[diethx]

Neosporin not helping uuurrrrggghhh.

[Baerlynd]

Neosporin not helping uuurrrrggghhh.

Neosporin isn't a pain reliever, it is an antibiotic ointment.

[diethx]

Uh, it is also a pain reliever.

[Tgo01]

Whiskey is a better pain reliever.

[msconstrew]

Uh, it is also a pain reliever.

It may have an analgesic in it, but it is not a pain reliever in and of itself.

[Latrinsorm]

Get well soon!

[diethx]

It is a topical pain reliever. It always works on burns. Always.

Except this time, but I found out that the reason I was still hurting was the gauze. I took the gauze off and the Neosporin alone has taken away the pain.