Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Bobmuhthol]

Had my wisdom teeth removed yesterday. My teeth apparently had long, curved roots, and each tooth had four. I haven't been able to do much for the last 36 hours. And my fucking face is swollen beyond recognition.

[Latrinsorm]

Get the good drugs. Drugs aren't cool, but pain is less cool.

[diethx]

That shit is no fun at all.

[Latrinsorm]

I found that getting access to elite painkillers provided me an insight into painkiller addiction and addiction in general. I can only assume that everyone else would find this as fascinating as I did. Therefore: surprisingly brutal dental pain = fun.

[Bobmuhthol]

My surgeon called this prescription the "extra strength" version of what she would normally give someone. 7.5 mg hydrocodone, 325 mg acetaminophen. It's decent at keeping me from feeling most of the pain, but that's about it. I've never had an opioid before, so I don't have anything to compare it to, but I don't see how people get any enjoyment out of abusing this stuff.

[Latrinsorm]

That's what you get for going to a doctress. Rookie mistake.

Peach ovals? GD internet.

[diethx]

I was given 5-500s for my oral surgery in January... but I was taking 2 every 4 hours. I think I slept for like 3 days straight almost, haha. I still have like 20 left over because my doctor's office accidentally gave me a second prescription for them. I used to eat these for fun in my early 20s. Now they just make me sleepy and dopey. And a little nauseous if I don't eat anything with them.

[Delias]

I was given 5-500s for my oral surgery in January... but I was taking 2 every 4 hours. I think I slept for like 3 days straight almost, haha. I still have like 20 left over because my doctor's office accidentally gave me a second prescription for them. I used to eat these for fun in my early 20s. Now they just make me sleepy and dopey. And a little nauseous if I don't eat anything with them.

My past-self's advice is to mix your vicodin with weed. It's just like being high normally on weed except it lasts a lot longer... at least that was my experience.

[Latrinsorm]

Hey uh weed causes psychosis. Stick with what kills your liver when you are uncoolly doing drugs, you can always get another liver.

[diethx]

lol weed causing psychosis. I used to drink with my hydrocodone, and smoke as well, but smoking while taking pills was never just like smoking only lasting longer...