Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Tgo01]

My girlfriend is friends with an Indian (dot not feathers) girl. They invited us to dinner last night.

They were a lovely couple (married with no children).

They had no children? Are you sure they were Indian?

Thank God my girlfriend brought the desert.

Why would your girlfriend make you eat desert after eating devil fire piss?

[Suppressed Poet]

Yep - no children. Semi newly-weds. They have been married 1 year. Being an ignorant uncultured ass, I did ask (indirectly) if it was an arranged marriage. -no, but their families know each other and they grew up in the same neighborhood. They are rather Americanized but still have an Indian culture. Good salt of the earth people with a different taste for food.

I was happy to eat the desert to wash the devil fire piss from my mouth.

[Suppressed Poet]

In all fairness, I consider the 711 taquitos to be rather spicy.

[Some Rogue]

Was it the Sahara or a different desert?

[Suppressed Poet]

They are actually from Nepal. I thought Nepal was a city in India...it is not. The husband is Hindu and the wife is Catholic. Not sure where Nepal is in relationship to a desert. Really nice people other than burning my a-hole.

[TheEschaton]

Nepal is in the Himalayas, dumbass.

Not to mention Nepalese food is much milder than Indian food. you white ass cracker.

[Suppressed Poet]

Always appreciate your constant insults The E.

Thanks for the education.

[Atlanteax]

TheE considers curry good for regular bowel movements.

[TheEschaton]

Curry is the best food in the world, it's just that your xenophobic taste buds can't handle anything hotter than Mexican food.

[Allereli]

allergic to everything typically used to treat my bacterial infection