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    I took a whole day off today and I have not taken any time off from work. IT'S 3 PM AND I WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES DAMN YOU.
    A.M.D.G.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gan View Post
    D TEAM UNITE! YOUR HEAD CHEERLEADER IS CALLING, HIS ATTEMPTED RESCUE OF THEe IS FAILING.

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    Car is failing emissions tests for the second year in a row due to electrical problems in my car that nobody apparently can fix for more than a few weeks at a time. I am tempted the light the motherfucker on fire, see how those EPA dickholes feel about that.

    Also my wife is convinced she needs her brakes done- her brakes that I just had checked three weeks ago. I have driven her car, her brakes are fine. I guess it is just a reminder that women exist to cost men money. Maybe she is secretly telling me she wants new jewelry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Delias View Post
    Maybe she is secretly telling me she wants new jewelry.
    Every woman can use a new pearl necklace..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Some Rogue View Post
    Every woman can use a new pearl necklace..
    I'm thinking pearl hair net, just so she learns her proper place in life.

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    I have two tears in my shoulder and a build up of fluid in my ac joint. Awesome. Probably going to need surgery. Find out on Monday

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    I hear a tear on your face means you killed someone, do two tears in your shoulder mean you rammed two jaws through bricks or one jaw through two bricks?
    Hasta pronto, porque la vida no termina aqui...
    America, stop pushing. I know what I'm doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latrinsorm View Post
    I hear a tear on your face means you killed someone, do two tears in your shoulder mean you rammed two jaws through bricks or one jaw through two bricks?
    Hurr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latrinsorm View Post
    I hear a tear on your face means you killed someone, do two tears in your shoulder mean you rammed two jaws through bricks or one jaw through two bricks?
    Typical question from a left leaning libtard. Shows what your know!

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    Staying at my cousin's. Just saw a mouse. Already have recurrent rodent nightmares. Want to go home.
    PB: One day you'll need this number: 988.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allereli View Post
    Staying at my cousin's. Just saw a mouse. Already have recurrent rodent nightmares. Want to go home.
    Solution: Adopt a cat. :P

    My frown: ran out of certs

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