I took a whole day off today and I have not taken any time off from work. IT'S 3 PM AND I WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES DAMN YOU.
Car is failing emissions tests for the second year in a row due to electrical problems in my car that nobody apparently can fix for more than a few weeks at a time. I am tempted the light the motherfucker on fire, see how those EPA dickholes feel about that.
Also my wife is convinced she needs her brakes done- her brakes that I just had checked three weeks ago. I have driven her car, her brakes are fine. I guess it is just a reminder that women exist to cost men money. Maybe she is secretly telling me she wants new jewelry.
I have two tears in my shoulder and a build up of fluid in my ac joint. Awesome. Probably going to need surgery. Find out on Monday
I hear a tear on your face means you killed someone, do two tears in your shoulder mean you rammed two jaws through bricks or one jaw through two bricks?
Hasta pronto, porque la vida no termina aqui...
America, stop pushing. I know what I'm doing.
Staying at my cousin's. Just saw a mouse. Already have recurrent rodent nightmares. Want to go home.
PB: One day you'll need this number: 988.