Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[TheEschaton]

You gotta drop trou all the way down when taking a shit, except in the rare cases where the floor is dirtier than the shit coming out your ass.

[Drakefang]

Does this seem totally implausible to anyone else? I don't think I could make my wallet jump out of my back pocket if I tried.

I'm trying to picture how this occurs and the only thing I can figure is he was pulling his pants back on? I can't think of any time when taking a crap that my wallet is above the rim of the toilet.

[Suppressed Poet]

I'm trying to picture how this occurs and the only thing I can figure is he was pulling his pants back on? I can't think of any time when taking a crap that my wallet is above the rim of the toilet.

First, I have a checkbook wallet (the long skinny kind - they are easier to sit on imo). I don't typically drop my pants all the way to may ankles when doing my business. I work in an office and they would get wrinkled like hell if I did that. I think I was moving to prematurely get the toilet paper ready, and plop goes the wallet.

I seriously would not lie about my wallet falling into a toilet full of feces. Not even on the internet...

I just took everything out and washed it again. The sad thing is, I've had this wallet for almost ten years and I'd rather not get rid of it just because it stinks a little.

[Androidpk]

That's the sort of thing you want to keep to yourself and not share on the internet.

[Tgo01]

Well to be fair we don't know how far down Suppressed Poet pulls his pants when on the toilet. Maybe he just barely pulls them down and his back pocket was right over the bowl. You just don't know man!

I don't typically drop my pants all the way to may ankles when doing my business.

Wow I was uhhh...I was just kidding :/

[Suppressed Poet]

Everybody seemed really interested so I thought it deserved some explanation.

[Gnome Rage]

Fk this sublet guys. Last night a drunk homeless guy slept under the stoop/porch area in the back of my building. Frickin awesome. Cannot wait to move again >.>

[Stanley Burrell]

Agh, these mites. I clean out my bathroom with lysol, whatever and agent orange, right? Then, two showers later, they're all in between the tiles, miting it up like they own something. They're barely visible, I've watched them kill beetles, cockroaches and spiders. I actually don't know if they're mites. Also TfTTMYT'ish: I wish I had a dissection microscope with picture taking capabilities so one of our super duper entomological PC'ers could help me. Seriously though, they're making me poop shy. Eesh.

[Bhaalizmo]

Agh, these mites.

Do they have black spots on their tiny little backs?

[Stanley Burrell]

Do they have black spots on their tiny little backs?

Lemme break out an eye loupe, one sec.