Thread for Things That Made You Smile Today

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Preparing the chloroform.

I'll only be in Chicago long enough to get a cake shake from Portillo's and take a shower, then it's off to Indiana. You'll have to rape-ify or assault me another time!

[Stanley Burrell]

When you enter a search into a popular search engine, say "Nerd humor t-shirts."

And the results are sort of eh, and just as you're about to refine your search, you notice the "HOT LATINA LESBIANS MOM SEX HAIRY GINGER VAG" result at the bottom of the page.

[WRoss]

Out of surgery and surprisingly coherent.....

[Delias]

I'll only be in Chicago long enough to get a cake shake from Portillo's and take a shower, then it's off to Indiana. You'll have to rape-ify or assault me another time!

Twist my arm.

[4a6c1]

Christian Bale in Equilibrium yuuummmmmmmmmmmmm

[Androidpk]

Christian Bale in Equilibrium yuuummmmmmmmmmmmm

I wanna watch that movie now

[4a6c1]

You should. It's excellent dystopian trash for when you need to empty your head before you fill it back up again.

[diethx]

I wanna watch that movie now

He makes you wet too, huh.

[Androidpk]

You should. It's excellent dystopian trash for when you need to empty your head before you fill it back up again.

What awesome dystopian flick would you recommend to fill up my head once it's empty?

Thread: Thread for Things That Made You Smile Today
No-no-no. You *need* to watch that movie. You're an adult. You don't "want" things. You *need* them. That's some rapper knowledge for yo' pasty ass, blanco nino -- S.B.

Wish I had seen this last night, I would have felt more empowered to watch it then.



Also, oxymoron breakfast, steamed veggies and a cigarette.

[Kuyuk]

Rojo's new avatar makes me


But Diethx's signature makes me