
Originally Posted by
WRoss
In order to properly dispose of a body, you are going to need a few things. First, a ton of baking soda. The smell is going to be horrible, so you don't want it getting to the streets. You'll need to cover all your vents in plastic wrap. You can just put up a few layers of saran wrap and then very neatly use duct tape to make an air tight seal. Next, put bowls of baking soda near every window, door, and vent. You want roughly a pound of baking soda for each, but a few pounds at the front door. Now that that's done, lets get rid of this body. You need to drain it of all blood as soon as possible. This will slow down the decay and help with the stench. Contrary to popular belief, draining blood from the neck is not the best method. The femoral artery works much better. Put the body in the bathtub, propping the feet up at one end the and the torso leaning against the back of the bathtub. Think of a reclining chair. That's the position you want. Now, slice the thigh from knee to buttocks, cutting the femoral artery length wise. Once the body starts draining, you'll need to add a ton of bleach to keep the smell down as well as maintaining a clean environment. It will take roughly a day to fully drain. I'd recommend sealing the room until it's fully drained. After draining, they body will be much easier and cleaner to work with.
Now that the blood is drained, you can easily hack the body into pieces. You'll need a mallet, preferably rubber coated (you can melt the rubber later to dispose of DNA), some sort of wedge, again rubber coated, and then a knife. Don't use anything you'll be attached to, as this will be the last time you use them. Carving knives work well. Cut the flesh away from around the joins, exposing the bone. Cut away any tendons and cartilage that is exposed. Use the wedge and mallet to sever the joints. After this the body will be easier to move. I'd go on, but I've likely scared some of you.