Will have half a frown once I get my permanent crown today from a sadistic dentist.
Bonus for nitrous, though!
Will have half a frown once I get my permanent crown today from a sadistic dentist.
Bonus for nitrous, though!
Aura
"Duck off"
A specific version of Tostitos has apparently been discontinued. Tgo, is this the worst thing that has ever happened, or only in the top 5?
Hasta pronto, porque la vida no termina aqui...
America, stop pushing. I know what I'm doing.
Just came back from the worst interview ever. It was one of those where three (or insert another multiple number here) people do their best to intimidate you to see how you behave under pressure. At least, that's my assumption about their intention. Either that, or they're just three bags of cunt.
fuck my fucking life fuck I'm so damn stupid fuck fuck fuck
I think I left my ID on the counter at CVS when I bought cigarettes, but I have no way of knowing until tomorrow morning, and if they don't have it FUCK MY LIFE SO HARD.
also, all my friends graduated
I got that job, by the way
When you have a high fever, a cold toilet seat becomes a terrible ordeal, involving a whole lot of dread.
Our cat left a nice arrangement of dead rodents on the doorstep. When I ran the kids out the door to meet the bus I stepped on one![]()