I can see how someone could take some of those IMs as creepy, but assuming the conversation is real that's a far cry from "I just IMed him to ask him to stop being creepy! *sobs uncontrollably*"
Line 25 is awesome
(11:46:10 AM) Innocent Victim: lawl. Come to quincy market and act this way for realz. but don't buy me lunch because the state is buying me that
For those that don't read code as well as I do that's saying "OMG you are really creeping me out, please stop IMing me, please stop texting me, please stop telling me you love me, please just STOP!"