
Originally Posted by
RojoDisco
Smelled gunfire in my sleep. Woke up at 4 am. Heard nothing. Kept the lights off. Grabbed the Teeball bat. Ninja walked to the french doors in the dark and peered out the shades. Nothing happening. Waited for something to happen. While I was waiting realized I was sleepwalking. Turned on the news saw that WILDFIRES WERE BURNING TEXAS ALIVE. Went back to sleep. Woke up 5 hours later. Tripped over bat.