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    Quote Originally Posted by LMingrone View Post
    If they're gonna be fat and small breasted, they better be able to go grab you a beer and publish their own damn article.
    Then they probably listen to O.K. music.
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    If you and Jar Jar Binks had a child it would rule the world.
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    Wikka wikka my nikka yo yo yo yo: CHECK IT. Tha thang in the thang and bedump bedump da BEBANG knowwhatIsayin?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalTears View Post
    You're a woman?!
    I have an X chromosome. Sometimes, I tuck my genitals between my legs and go "Mangina." It's close enough. This is going to work.
    Last edited by Stanley Burrell; 05-13-2011 at 02:54 PM. Reason: AMS bibliographical format.
    Quote Originally Posted by Anticor
    If you and Jar Jar Binks had a child it would rule the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell
    Wikka wikka my nikka yo yo yo yo: CHECK IT. Tha thang in the thang and bedump bedump da BEBANG knowwhatIsayin?!

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    Just don't fall for any of that Dave Matthews stuff. Those girls be tricksters I tell ya.
    "If you can build it, we can build an arbitrarily larger version of it just to spite you. One-upsmanship is the core of our national character."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LMingrone View Post
    Just don't fall for any of that Dave Matthews stuff. Those girls be tricksters I tell ya.
    Excellent point. You're P.I.

    As chair, I just need you to get the go-ahead for the grant review being done by myself. Possibly a Hugh Hefner support write-off for an NIH submission. And free pretzels.

    What else, what else...
    Quote Originally Posted by Anticor
    If you and Jar Jar Binks had a child it would rule the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell
    Wikka wikka my nikka yo yo yo yo: CHECK IT. Tha thang in the thang and bedump bedump da BEBANG knowwhatIsayin?!

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    I'll be right on that. I even have some nice bleached paper and my Notary Stamp. I love my stamp, it makes me feel official.
    "If you can build it, we can build an arbitrarily larger version of it just to spite you. One-upsmanship is the core of our national character."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LMingrone View Post
    I'll be right on that. I even have some nice bleached paper and my Notary Stamp. I love my stamp, it makes me feel official.
    Good, good.

    I'll stop by Toys'R'Us and get some stuffed animals for the mouse models (if we bum rush the pencil pushers, it'll probably be overlooked.)

    I'm going to see if I can garner support from a few 90-year-old lesbian nuns. I'll use the dean's card for payments to the Vagina Monologues to butter up our political prospects.

    Excellent work on the stamp, btw. Now to get some Cisco log-ins.
    Quote Originally Posted by Anticor
    If you and Jar Jar Binks had a child it would rule the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell
    Wikka wikka my nikka yo yo yo yo: CHECK IT. Tha thang in the thang and bedump bedump da BEBANG knowwhatIsayin?!

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    You have derailed.
    Quote Originally Posted by AnticorRifling View Post
    Please note I left my computer on and my weiner dogs have been moderating these forums.

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    I can't do this anymore, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks. I don't know what I'm doing.

    I don't know where I'm going. My dad just died, we just killed Bambi. I'm out here getting my ass kicked.

    And everytime I drive down the road, I want to jerk the wheel into a god-damn bridge abutment.

    ETA: Apparently someone was concerned that my dad just died and I just killed Bambi. Neither of these things have occurred within the last few months, thankfully. <3
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    "I am not a hater." - George W. Bush, 43rd President of the United States of America

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nachos DLC View Post
    And everytime I drive down the read
    It's got all of those... robes on it. Robes? Rogues?
    Quote Originally Posted by AnticorRifling View Post
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    Big guy in a little coat!

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