Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[NocturnalRob]

I'm being serious. She called me after battle stations yesterday. I'm trying my best to joke about it, but I'm willing to admit I've done a whole bunch of crying.

That blows, dude. I'm sorry to hear it.

[AnticorRifling]

I'm eating biscuits and gravy for lunch and I frown because I don't have a glass of milk to go with it.

[NocturnalRob]

It's better to amputate a gangrenous limb than to die of the infection.

I think it's hyperbole to call your dick "a limb," but yes, you clearly know what you're talking about.

[Gnome Rage]

Srsly. I'll make you cookies if you want. That's major suckage.

[NocturnalRob]

I'm eating biscuits and gravy for lunch

Remember when you were trying to get in shape? Neither do I.

[AnticorRifling]

I'm still confused by the being allowed to make phone calls from boot camp part.

[AnticorRifling]

Remember when you were trying to get in shape? Neither do I.

Biscuits and gravy are awesome, as such I'm becoming more awesome.

[LMingrone]

They can make calls after they pass battle stations, or if they are rewarded calls.

[Gnome Rage]

Sometimes you get liberty on the weekend or something and can make a phone call. David called twice from Parris Island, once during Christmas and once during a liberty weekend (Right before the crucible)

[AnticorRifling]

My communications in boot camp consisted of a letter that said my dog died. A second letter saying my grandpa died. A third letter that said hey me and your mom are getting divorced. It was like the country song of boot camp.