What are you listening to atm?

[Back]

Fortunately the goal of life is not to impress you, Back. However, if it were to surpass you in every conceivable beneficial way, I'd declare myself the winner. Hell, everyone would be winning.

Humility- What is Back bad at?

Answer: life. Fuck off, you trollish, balding bag of ass. The fact that you feel sorry for me indicates that you have no concept of ambition beyond what your small mind can grasp as necessary to continue stuffing your face and being lonely.

Rock on, Back. You truly are the definition of pathetic.

Let it all out, man. Be free of your baggage.

For some reason you need to trash people. And I am not just talking about me but many others here on this board. I come here for a laugh or two. You, and other insecure others, however, come here to feel better about themselves without having to face anyone. Call me what you want but I call you an empty coward.

I’ll have you know that both of my grandfathers have full heads of hair. My rug is legit. Sorry for you that the lawn is sparse.

[Ryvicke]

Maybe you could stop savaging Back and TALK ABOUT THE SHIT I SAY TO YOU. Reggie Watts, etc.

Back, you always lose these man. You gotta start arguments with other people--there are obvious idiots around here.

[NocturnalRob]

Call me what you want but I call you an empty coward.

Back, I have more security in the head of my dick than you have in your entire body. And it is precisely because there are people like you that I'm so secure.

I will happily meet you in person. And I will happily say all this and more directly to your face. You seem like an INCREDIBLY imposing person, but I think I'll manage.

[Back]

Back, I have more security in the head of my dick than you have in your entire body. And it is precisely because there are people like you that I'm so secure.

I will happily meet you in person. And I will happily say all this and more directly to your face. You seem like an INCREDIBLY imposing person, but I think I'll manage.

We shook hands once. Or don’t you remember?

[Ryvicke]

We shook hands once. Or don’t you remember?

I take back that stupid shit I said a second ago. Please continue you two.

[NocturnalRob]

I accidentally saw this guy 3 times last year, mostly at Le Poisson Rouge. Sometimes out of control hilarious and sometimes just totally wtf. I feel though that his videos never do him justice.

I heard he's getting a show?

Yes, he is hysterical, and oftentimes totally off the wall. I hadn't heard anything about him getting a show, but the stuff he's done on Conan was solid.

Le Poisson Rouge and the Bell House are places he plays a lot, yeah. Glad you were able to see him live. I've never found the time.

[NocturnalRob]

We shook hands once. Or don’t you remember?

When was that? 2-3 years ago? Congrats. I was too busy not paying attention to you remember.

Once I shook hands with Dan Quayle. That doesn't mean I wouldn't mock him to his face given another opportunity.

WAY TO GO, BACK!

[Back]

When was that? 2-3 years ago? Congrats. I was too busy not paying attention to you remember.

Once I shook hands with Dan Quayle. That doesn't mean I wouldn't mock him to his face given another opportunity.

WAY TO GO, BACK!

Once a douche, always a douche. At least you’re consistent.

[NocturnalRob]

Once a douche, always a douche. At least you’re consistent.

Jay, now you can chime in. Once he reverts to the "douche" insult, he's given up.

[Back]

Obviously you have something to prove. You have proven it.