Cool the cat off with a q-tip. You will look really dumb with the q-tip taped to the front of your pants though.
Yo. I am seriously about to take people, put them inside of a barrel, seal it up. Then drive foot-long nails through it -- and roll motherfuckers down a hill.
I took time out of my shit. Probably even taking a good shit, to fucking play "Dead Money" on the 360. I finish the storyline, try to return to the main game in the Mojave Wasteland -- And the shit freezes up on me. I will kill foreigners, civilians, men, women, children. Old folks. Fucking cancer patients. Holy shit. There are no fixes/patches -- Human sacrifice will commence. Fuck shit.
Originally Posted by Anticor
Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell
Project rewrite over the holidays.
I thought this was some kind of obscure reference to a movie scene or something so I googled it and that shit is real and actually recommended by some as a method to calm a horny cat. Apparently cats like dildos. We need to get Killer Kitten to weigh in on the validity of this.
Anyway, Jesus. I think I'll pass and just stick to plan A, gettting my husband to talk to the neighbors about the noise.
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We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow
My husband telling me that he can't find his passport when we're leaving for vacation on Saturday. *headdesk*
HK girl flying back to HK in a few hours![]()