Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Stanley Burrell]

My SHIT doesn't recognize SHIT.

Oh.

My computer doesn't recognize any new USB connections for the past since-Microsoft-"repaired"-it. Fucking cock-sucking sons of cum-guzzling guttersluts. People, here, who've seen my phone know why I'm not paying Verizon for image-transferring capability. Total B.S., since I just wasted money on a new digital camera. A $25.99 key chain attachable AzN princess camera, but still (test run because I was cautious about the possibility that my USB ports might not still be rimjobbing PUCKERED GOAT ANUS).

Fuck. I'm so mad at the world right now.

K, I'm over it.

[B4Hand]

We found out this morning that my son's best friend's mother passed away yesterday. She was very sweet lady, and leaves behind a husband and two young sons. All of it is very sad, she had gastric bypass surgery earlier this year and has been pretty much in and out of the hospital the entire year..blah.

[Gnome Rage]

Did she get some sort of staph reaction?

[B4Hand]

No staph, she just at first had the inability to keep any type of food down, and really just a roller-coaster. I am hearing from my son that she died from a blood clot. I will find out more soon we are headed to their house now.

[diethx]

Did she get some sort of staph reaction?

Infection.

[Gnome Rage]

That was necessary.

B4hand was it a staph infection?

[diethx]

That was necessary.

B4hand was it a staph infection?

It's so funny how you're always so defensive for no reason at all. You're right, letting you know you were incorrect in a completely neutral way was totally unnecessary. I should've let you continue to be an ignorant little twatwaffle. My bad, carry on twatwaffle.

[Delias]

It's so funny how you're always so defensive for no reason at all. You're right, letting you know you were incorrect in a completely neutral way was totally unnecessary. I should've let you continue to be an ignorant little twatwaffle. My bad, carry on twatwaffle.

Oh, don't worry, she will.

[Alfster]

A local news report:



Two men are charged after investigators say they raped an Altoona woman with a live animal.

A criminal complaint shows John Bullock, 24, of Altoona and Damonta Jones, 25, of Eau Claire are charged with first degree sexual assault, as a party to a crime. The complaint shows a woman went into a bedroom with the two men in an Eau Claire apartment and they hit her with something and threw her on the floor. The woman told investigators Jones held her down, while Bullock sexually assaulted her himself, and then with a live snake.

Jones is currently on supervision for two separate third-degree sexual assault convictions.

[diethx]

A local news report:



Two men are charged after investigators say they raped an Altoona woman with a live animal.

A criminal complaint shows John Bullock, 24, of Altoona and Damonta Jones, 25, of Eau Claire are charged with first degree sexual assault, as a party to a crime. The complaint shows a woman went into a bedroom with the two men in an Eau Claire apartment and they hit her with something and threw her on the floor. The woman told investigators Jones held her down, while Bullock sexually assaulted her himself, and then with a live snake.

Jones is currently on supervision for two separate third-degree sexual assault convictions.